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Which one is better?

19 replies

Just1willdo · 14/03/2012 22:02

Man or chocolate?? In my case, i will happily have some organic dark chilli choccy.

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izzyizin · 14/03/2012 22:05

Would that be melted and poured on to a --willy- mould, or straight from the packet? Hmm

peeriebear · 14/03/2012 22:07

There's only one way to sort this out...

Doha · 14/03/2012 22:22

Fight fight fight

babyhammock · 14/03/2012 22:24

Chocolate chocolate chocolate Grin .... mmmmm mini eggs oooor pure dairy milk..its a tough call

Anniegetyourgun · 14/03/2012 22:40

A friend used to say, "Good sex is better than chocolate mousse - unless the mousse is made with fresh cream and real Belgian chocolate".

HepHep · 14/03/2012 22:46

God, I miss having sex...

But I guess I'd settle for some chocolate mousse if anyone's offering.

izzyizin · 14/03/2012 22:48

I'll opt for a mahoosive box of Godiva chocs, a bottle of Krug rose, a picture of Johnny Depp, and an ever ready bunny over a mere man any night day.

Just1willdo · 14/03/2012 23:31

If i never see a willy again it will be too soon..

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NearlyMrsCustardsHardHat · 14/03/2012 23:32

Man and chocolate at same time?? Am I allowed? :o

Although the way i'm feeling just chocolate, chocolate and more chocolate with a side helping of pringles will do.

Anniegetyourgun · 14/03/2012 23:43

XH bought me a chocolate willy once, shortly after my solicitor had sent him the letter explaining that I wanted a divorce.

Normally I wouldn't turn down chocolate, but on this occasion I told him exactly what he could do with it.

tallwivglasses · 14/03/2012 23:46

You did the right thing Annie they're made of very poor quality chocolate Blush

tallwivglasses · 14/03/2012 23:47

Oh, and I read on yahoo today that dark chocolate is as good as fruit

It's true!

izzyizin · 14/03/2012 23:54

Yahoo got that wrong, tall. Dark chocolate is better than fruit Grin

Anniegetyourgun · 15/03/2012 10:54

'Course it's true, cocoa beans is vegetables right?

I also read that a balanced diet means having a variety of milk, white and plain chocolate.

CogitoErgoSometimes · 15/03/2012 10:55

Don't like chocolate much... Men are far more useful if managed correctly.

MsOnatopp · 15/03/2012 10:58

Man.

I have a few years of chocolate now, I could go a massive cock bit of company.

impossiblesitu · 15/03/2012 11:15

man who brings chocolate

Just1willdo · 15/03/2012 17:12

Anniegetyourgun, i would turf XH out and keep the choc willy.

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Lueji · 15/03/2012 20:04

Well, not any man, but pretty much any chocolate.
So, I guess chocolate wins. :o

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