My gardens gonna look fab this summer

[weevilswobble]

So with all the extra time and energy i'm gonna have now i'll have 20 varieties of veg, several of fruit, a mended wall, re varnished seating and a manicured bunch o weeds lawn!
Ah! The lovely positivity of Spring and the relief of the end of a wrong relationship.

Whos gonna come to my bbq? There'll be nice stuff and cake and bunting, and especially NO stupid smelly boys. Might even have wine AND fags. Ha!

As the saying has it that nature abhors a vacuum, I suggest you give yourself a manicure and prune your bush varnish your nails so you won't be caught unprepared when a the sap rises...

Ha! I'm gonna wear no make up, wear dirty clothes AND go native. Ha! Ha and Ha.

Think again about your spring wardrobe, honey - IME being dirty and smelly unkempt brings them out of the bushes in droves...