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My gardens gonna look fab this summer

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weevilswobble · 10/03/2012 00:47

So with all the extra time and energy i'm gonna have now i'll have 20 varieties of veg, several of fruit, a mended wall, re varnished seating and a manicured bunch o weeds lawn!
Ah! The lovely positivity of Spring and the relief of the end of a wrong relationship.

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weevilswobble · 10/03/2012 00:56

Whos gonna come to my bbq? There'll be nice stuff and cake and bunting, and especially NO stupid smelly boys. Might even have wine AND fags. Ha!

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izzyizin · 10/03/2012 01:00

As the saying has it that nature abhors a vacuum, I suggest you give yourself a manicure and prune your bush varnish your nails so you won't be caught unprepared when a the sap rises... Wink

weevilswobble · 10/03/2012 01:23

Ha! I'm gonna wear no make up, wear dirty clothes AND go native. Ha! Ha and Ha.

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izzyizin · 10/03/2012 01:40

Think again about your spring wardrobe, honey - IME being dirty and smelly unkempt brings them out of the bushes in droves...Grin

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