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if you were a man for the day.....

94 replies

ninkynonkpinkyponk01 · 22/02/2012 09:40

How would u spend it ? Wink

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Sanjeev · 23/02/2012 10:16

Freddie - you mean you never have??? Shock

It's why God gave us wrists!!

SardineQueen · 23/02/2012 10:18

Sanjeev most of the people on this thread are women.

Sanjeev · 23/02/2012 10:24

My understanding of sexuality - mostly gained from here - was that this was as common in males as females. We both have the same level of sexual drives and needs. It was just that 'nice girls didn't', or at least were not supposed to admit to it, which is old patriarchal hogwash. Did I get that wrong?

SardineQueen · 23/02/2012 10:33

Teenage boys talk about wrist action and giggle.
Just saying, like.
Women do not masturbate in the same way as men. What with not having penises. There is a much greater variation of what and how and what with and so on. When women talk about "wrist action" and giggle, they are normally talking about wanking a bloke off.

Why are you pretending to be a woman? And then obviously being a man. It's al a bit strange.

Sanjeev · 23/02/2012 10:38

I am in no way pretending to be a lady. I have never claimed to be. I was just joining in the banter. Trying to bring some common understanding between the genders, and have a bit of fun. There have been a few male respondees on this thread.

SardineQueen · 23/02/2012 10:49

I thought you were a woman because you said about adverts about our risk of being attacked when we were talking about ads that make women feel that they are at risk when they go out.

I must have misunderstood.

Pantah630 · 23/02/2012 10:58

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Pantah630 · 23/02/2012 10:59

Not that I believe all feminists are man haters being rather feminist myself :)

sleepymammary · 23/02/2012 11:00

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SardineQueen · 23/02/2012 11:01

WTF is going on now?

SardineQueen · 23/02/2012 11:04

I feel rather upset actually. What have I said wrong?

That I would pee standing up? That women often feel afraid to go out by themselves in the evening?

I am flummoxed and feel really quite upset.

sonicrainboom · 23/02/2012 11:06

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SardineQueen · 23/02/2012 11:08

pantah I feel really attacked. Do I know you? Do you know me? Why have you said those things? I am not a poor little woman, I also work in a male dominated industry, I get on with men very well, but I don't like things like rape and child abuse.

Sanjeev · 23/02/2012 11:19

SQ, I may have meant to type 'your' instead of 'our'. Apologies if I did. I took a light-hearted thread off-track when I picked up on that stuff about women not feeling safe going out. In retrospect, I should not have introduced that stuff here, but I meant no harm Thanks

SardineQueen · 23/02/2012 11:20

Thank you sanjeev. I did think you were a woman because of that and then you seemed to be a man which was strange.

This whole thread is very strange though.

SardineQueen · 23/02/2012 11:21

Thanks to you too sonic Smile

Pantah630 · 23/02/2012 11:35

Sorry SQ not attacking you just reading the back and forth between you two in one go was getting slightly Hmm It looked as if the pair of you wouldn't let the bone go iykwim. Apologies I would of replied sooner but am at work and bloody customers keep interrupting my MNing Flowers

21YrOldMan · 23/02/2012 19:42

I'd scream when I saw a spider that was 1000x smaller than me

SardineQueen · 23/02/2012 19:44

Ha and if I was a man for a day I'd say "I'll sort it out don't you worry" and walk up to where the spider was spotted in a manly way and then turn a bit pale and say... Oh.... It is quite big isn't it...

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