if you were a man for the day.....

[ninkynonkpinkyponk01]

How would u spend it ?

I'd join mumsnet and post on loads of threads about horrible feminists and about how men are generally so hard done by and what do women have to worry about anyway.

Oooh that sounds like fun, yuleing!

I don't know why no one has thought to do it before

I have a shewee.

I use it when I'm road biking, so I can behave more like a man.
Most male roadies just lean their bike against their body and have a pee. Women have to put the bike down and squat; and usually if we are alone we do this out of view of the road. A shewee is less of a hassle.

Oh that's interesting! I always wondered about spillage. Disclaimer - have never even seen one in RL but have just spend an informative couple of mins on google!

My mum is a "little old lady" in her 80s. The other day, she was sitting at a bus stop alone in the early evening, and it was getting dark. This young man with piercings in a hoodie came and sat next to her to wait for the bus. She got talking to him, and he said, "I was really glad to see you were sitting at the bus stop, cos I'd be a bit worried about sitting here on my own!"

Therefore, I don't think it's just women who worry about being attacked!

I just want to know where these pubs are where you can't have a quiet drink without being chatted up!!

I'd be gay, just so I could get a decent blowjob - there is a reason it isn't called a teethjob!

Lol Sunray! So what would u do if u were ur wife for the day then?

Oh I don't know ninkynonk , go to lunch with my friends, get my hair done and buy a seasonal handbag in the afternoon.

The sort things that most women do.

Lol is that all ??? Would u not have a good ol bitch about ur hubby, gossip about ur so called friends, look in the mirror to see if girls genuinely do think that their ass looks fat.... etc etc....

I'd spend the whole day messing with my dick and balls and play video games and look at porn, and do nothing useful. Then fall asleep snoring extra loudly, and fart, and burp and do NOTHING unless I am specifically asked to do it several times. Then I'll do it wrong so I don't get asked again.

Sanjeev - do gay men wear dentures?

ninkynonk No but I would like to experience an orgasm as a woman. It always seems so much more...intense

SunRay - excellent stealth boast [applauds]

Hey yes nesbo missed that!

Nah - I watched When Harry Met Sally once

I would practice overarm bowling all morning then put on an apron with a nude woman on the front and incinerate barbecue a stack of meat while drinking lager. Then I would snore in front of the TV with the controller clasped in my hand.

Actually none of my male friends are that dull. Or Australian!

I'd definitely want to have sex - just to feel what's it's like to have an orgasm with a partner.

And I'd really like to try my job as a man tbh. I wonder if it would feel different and, if so, how - whether I would be good at different bits of it, and whether I would feel the same as part of the team.

If I was my wife, I would go out shopping and buy something I didn't need because it was a bargain.

I would spend hours asking people on forums if baby is eating/drinking enough.

I would constantly check on baby when they are asleep despite having a monitor in there.

I would go out for the night and wear the most hideous Bridget jones pants to make me look one size smaller.

I would watch endless crap on tv.

I would set up a spider removing and high up thing reaching business and make a fortune.

I'd spend some time reversing my car into parking spaces, just for the novelty. And throwing a ball properly. But most of all, if I could extend the time, I'd look forward to four weeks of uninterrupted rational, logical thought

I would have a wank, just to see what all the fuss is about.