Neurotic blithering idiot

[clintwestwood]

Thanks for all your advice. I hope never to let that demon ever raise it's head again.

I initially read the title of your post as necrotic blithering idiot.

FWIW necrotic enteritis in poultry is fatal characterised by the following:

Depression
Ruffled feathers
Inappetence
Closed eyes
Immobility

• all of which you appear to have recently suffered in connection with your current infatuation which, after a mere 5 months. sure ain't deep and profound love, honey.

I hope you'll endeavour to rein in some of your more heady emotions because it could be that you'll experience a shower of 'Dark coloured diarrhoea' when she shits all over you again followed by the 'Sudden death' of your liaison with her.

Just remember you read it here first and you can always come back for commiseration if the inevitable the worst happens.

In the meantime, enjoy it for what it is and know that if it's 'meant to be' it'll happen without any need for you to turn yourself inside out to please her.