It's a strange conundrum

[akaemmafrost]

That the men you fancy tons never text or call you half as much as the ones you don't. It's as though this is a rule woven into the fabric of the universe.

I assume you've tried texting the man you like and not texting the man you don't

I do know what you mean though.

Well Man I Fancy does text but in his own sweet time.

Man I Don't Fancy is still a lovely man so I return his texts (in my own sweet time )

A prime example of swings and roundabouts.

The only option is to get off the merry-go-round, but then life would be a tad tedious if everything was a given.