I only attract fairly disturbed creeps

[MitchierInge]

what if this is an immutable fact rather than a series of misjudged sexual events?

it is all very well having sex with myself and I'm not particularly keen on cohabiting or some other full on relationship but it makes me SAD :(

mmmmmmm

what the fuck is that busybusybust, a thrombosed pile? fresh rectal blood? some sort of unimaginative and unprovoked biscuit insult?

yuck, cannot imagine what sort of income would induce me to do that even with coffee table to protect me - but suppose you can get used to anything?

thank you mother, there is hope then :)

(not sure what thrombosed pile is but like the sound of it)

I adore and identify with this thread.

I was hoping you'd appear on this thread -- tall

I'm not sure what to make of busy's droppings either, Mitch. Is it meant to represent a pile of poo or have you/i/we taken leave of our senses the proverbial biscuit?

I concur; 'thrombosed pile' does have a certain ring to it - 'he had a thrombosed pile carpet in his horrible new house'. I suggest you copyright it before a well-known high street flooring company purloins it to describe some of their thrombosed piles.

As I understand it, the lady of coffee table fame found that she was too old less in demand for 'normal service', as it were, and switched to offering specialist services to deviants in order to work past the usual retirement age. FWIW, the last I heard she was still raking it in profitably self-employed in her late 60's.

I hasten to make it clear that in relating this true tale I wasn't suggesting that you follow her example. In the interests of common decency I believe that even a pursuit as deliciously sinful as corruption should have its limits - and that would certainly surpass mine and then some

For busy's edification: I used the term 'break a leg' in the sense of it being the trad. showbiz term for 'good luck I once enjoyed a lengthy dalliance with the surgeon that set my arm when I sustained a fracture

Mitch: Go younger! Younger men are great for fun and games and quite often very appreciative of older women who are old enough not to be on the last dingaling of the biological clock and therefore desperate for commitment.

heh at thrombosed pile carpet

and pah at common decency

my own age does feel like the younger man sgb, I am a bit of a gerontophile but I will bear what you say in mind

oh and happy birthday to me :)

Happy birthday Mitch - I hope you meet your match

thank you (what a thrilling and terrifying thought!)

Haaaappy Birrrthday Dear Mitch

Hope you're out scratching that itch

Happy Birthday Dear Mitchy

Happy Birthday To You

love from izzy x

:):):)

thank you!

Bonsoir, the 50s called, they said you're to return there asap.

Masturbation is fun and healthy and pleasant. It's not an addictive behaviour unless you are doing it all day every day and letting it get in the way of, for example, work.

it interfered with my viewing of the 3rd set of the Australian Open semi-final today, but the remorseless brutality of one particular game, that Serb's athleticism oi oi oi

but was just a quickie and was able to focus on rest of match, what a match!

Yellowcoat, I have to agree!

Do you come across as a bit easy?

If I was a man who willingly went with someone who doesn't like fidelity etc, I'd probabaly not be very decent and a bit sleezy. People probably see you as fling/affair material hence not attracting 'normal' people.

However if i'm wrong I apologise.

"do you come across as a bit easy?"

wtf? Are you being serious? Do we have to send you back to the 50s as well?

Any man who judges you on how early you shag him is not worth his salt, clearly. Every person I've had a longish term relationship with I slept with pretty much straight away.

After all, the guy is shagging you too, do you view him as easy? No. It's just a ridiculous double standard.

I wouldn't want a relationship with a bloke who disapproved of me for shagging him on the first date, so I find first date shagging a good way to filter out the blokes I don't like iyswim

No what I meant was If a person makes it very clear thay only want sex AND doesn't view fidelity as very important isn't gonna really attract a decent bunch.

*they only want

Well people differ I wouldn't shag someone one on a first/never have as its a bit trashy.
And yes if you went out with someone who was very obviously just wanting one thing would be a bit of a turn off as they may just think, Oh well I got what I came for, bye!.

but that wasn't the point I was making anyway.

Why not, Archemedes? I've had plenty of relationships where it was just sex and the men weren't creepy weirdoes. Just neither of us could be arsed having a proper relationship.

None of them horrible, mostly decent.

But then how could they be, since they were all keen to have disgusting horrible nasty SEX?

Why is it "trashy"?

Could you explain that to me?

At what point does a man putting his pee pee into your foo foo become beautiful and spiritual and not a disgusting depraved slag-act?

The problem with first date shagging is that there can be insufficient time to take a full history, so to speak, and I prefer to know where they've been and where/who they're going back to at the end of the night/in the morning.

That said, if I'm in a hot country...

Does the OP want a rel. or just sex?

If you meet up with someone who is very obviously just wanting one thing and you want the same, where's the problem?