Have you got a parrot that talks........then don't have an affair............

[HRHQueenOfQuelNoel]

here - that'll teach her LOL.

read it this morning, very funny

bump because I think it's very funny too

lol, i read that somewhere earlier. poor parrot!

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I was crying with laughter reading this out to my nanny this morning from the Times. When we got to the bit where he had to sell it because it kept saying "I love you Gary" in his girlfriend's voice we nearly wet ourselves.

SO funny!

I feel sorry for the poor bloke - first of all finds out from his parrot that his GF is cheating on him - ditches her - and then has to ditch his beloved parrot because it won't shut up about "Gary"

DEFFO BRILL FUNNY

QofQ just stop LURKING over there and start POSTING again! (God knows it needs it!!!!)

what BW - god I haven't even visited since before Christmas - end of November I think - if it's still pink and girly I don't want to know

Yeah right.. this threads on there too...

I swear it wasn't me!!

I KNOW it wasn't you.. but I thought perhaps you saw it. Come back anyway!!

poor bloke, has to ditch his bird and the parrot

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