Pet names for your man (dh/dp/fwb ect)

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You know, like we get Babeș/ hunny ect... Anyone got any good ones a bit more macho?!

I haven't - I just call them all 'darling'

You got all 3??? .... Spose it would matter if your forget thier real name then! Haha!
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Wanky, fatty or fatto, baby, my love and often prick

Manshape. Just Manshape.

Whoppet. Apparently it's an actual dog; like a whippet but... fatter...

Oi You. Chunky. (he's built like a racing snake really).

ahhh...I was considering posting this same question! Have NM and want to use a pet name as he does me, but they all sound corny. I have a secret pet name for him, but I doubt he would be overly impressed will lurk about to see what corny manly macho pet names other folk have.

Heathcliff, fuckface, cunt. Those are my top 3 for him

Mr Sexington or Max Power.

Arsehole, twit and clumsy oaf are in my top 3!

I call him Babe or Love. Honey sometimes. Vulc or Vulcie because he is uber practical and emotionless like a Vulcan. :o

Fox/foxy or cub

He gets called whatever is most appropriate to how I'm feeling at the time

Mostly 'Bear'.

Smellbags. He loves it and gets quite offended when I accidentally call other family members it.

He showers every day.

Monkey.

I call him 'Porgie' and he calls me 'Gorgeousness'

It's all rather embarrassing really.

Twattish, Twatty McTwatbags or Arsehole. They all suit him. He'd probably worry I was having an affair if I started calling him babe or honey.

Babycakes or Tosser.
He calls me Spanky, not for that reason!

Not everyone on MN has a partner that is a man you know

Some posters are even men themselves!

yes captain...so, being a man(??) what pet name would you like to be called??

Romeo is my personal fave atm!...but its (early days of a fwb!)

Bumhead. Stinky. Boss man (only ever said in jest).

He calls me Whiff.

I am not a man. I am just pointing out that your thread title could be a little more inclusive. Lots of MNers are in same sex relationships, or are indeed men themselves.

Sweetie, darling or honey. It's not something I think about and probably wouldn't were it not subconscious. It sounds a bit daft written down.

GPWM Captain.