Farting - right or wrong

[missinmesleep]

Hi ladies realy need some advise plz. I am in a relationship with another woman been with her for about 6 months we had sex for the first time last night, everything was going really well but then half way through she came out with a real loud fart, the bed vibrated and it terrified the wits out of me, i coulldn't continue. Is this normal?

There's some good contractions going on if she's farting.... happens occasionally with a orgasm.

Or do you mean fanny fart?

Same difference anyway. We just laugh and keep going... bodily emissions are a part of life. Sex is always full of weird noises in my opinion, being scared of them just ruins good orgasms.

If you are a woman, you know right sometimes air gets stuck down there surely. So is this a joke?

Ah this has made me if nothing else. Ok, so assuming you're not on a wind up -Why were you terrified out of your wits?! Is it normal? Perhaps it depends where the fart originated..

Grownupnow - Thank you for the advise, well it appeared to be coming out of both exits, i was only scared as i felt the possibility of a follow through.

Peggotty - i am glad this had made you laff but from my point of view it was quite a terrifying noise to hear, i was to embarrased to face the neighbours the following morning, i could hear them chuckling, im sure they thought it was me.

Miss - Ithink the farting is normal. I'm not sure about the bed vibrating, though, unless it's from Ikea and some bits were missing.

As I thought troll 8/10 you had one person fooled.

bubblegumpop - i am a young man and this was my first time, hence 6 months waiting to build up the courage now i am not sure how this has left me feeling, after she broke wind several times she decided to shake the duvet which was generating some awful smells, i really felt a bit sick :(

Don't feed the troll people. Just ignore and hopefully he'll go back to his wank mags. Or his mum will tell him tea's ready.

I am in a relationship with another woman

First rule or trolling/lying. You have to remember what you have said.

Reality - sorry i don't recall inviting you in on this chat? perhaps your the one that needs to get laid, i sense a lot of tention?

Aww you've slipped now into arsehole mode.

Waves to the shitsrus forums

You must send someone over who can actually troll, without being busted in the first post.

All the best miss xxxxxxxx

Och this could have been a 'laff' but you've spoiled it now. Off you go.

You don't invite people to a discussion on a forum as it's public. Anyone can join in.

oh do we have to be invited?

I thought anyone could join in

didn't take long to turn into a shithead, did he?

Reality, what did you do to the poor wee mite?

Don't know about you lot, but I am invited on to threads all the time. Including this one.

tethersend

tension - not tention. Also - your post should read you're (as in - you are) NOT your.

more spellings - laff - laugh, embarrased - embarrassed, im - I'm

You do know that us laaaadies only fart during sex when the man is on the small side and when we are faking it?
Well, you do now.

How does one get an invite? I mean you don't actually know any of us.. So who would you invite.

Farting in front of a partner specialy that soon shows a sign of disrespect.

Seriously. I've dumped someone for farting on a third date, until then I really liked him, it really put me off, thought was offensive and darn right rude.

Thank you! Haven't laughed so much in âges!.