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what do you look like?

126 replies

livingonthedge · 29/09/2011 18:43

am curious - if anyone wants to say - I am average height (5 foot 4 inches), smallish build (size 12) dark hair, fair skin and either really scruffy or very smart (don't really do in between [grins])

OP posts:
squeakytoy · 29/09/2011 19:30

I bet you dont Beaten Grin

CrispyHedgehog · 29/09/2011 19:34

5 ft shortarse
Green eyes, dark brown long hair (been told I look like Morticia Adams :o)
voluptuous size 12/14/16/18 depending on shop - 34hh bra makes things awkward.
jeans and flats mostly but can dress up a bit occasionally
my glasses make me look like nana mouskouri

ImperialBlether · 29/09/2011 19:38

Izzy, do you really have an 18 year old child?

SirSugar · 29/09/2011 19:39

DD told me once I was 'beautiful and shiney', and she recently said I was really pretty

DM tells me I have child bearing hips and good skin

DP says I'm absolutely gorgeous

Tall, bleached hair which I then dye as silver grey as possible to go with blue eyes, child bearing hips and smallish but very pert boobs

HairyGrotter · 29/09/2011 19:39

Like a big moody goth, I have a picture on my profile.

clutteredup · 29/09/2011 19:44

Just deleted a long text about what I look like - short summary 'let myself go' Sad
Just wondering why you've posted this in relationships?

maristella · 29/09/2011 19:50

5ft 8
size 12
long-ish darkest brown hair, wavy sometimes straightened
green eyes
pale skin, some subtle freckles

Bellavita · 29/09/2011 20:04

5ft
Size 10
Small bust
Always like to be well groomed and presentable
Always have hair cut every six weeks, hair coloured every three months
green eyes
Bobbed hair, wide fringe

Bellavita · 29/09/2011 20:06

Oh and am blonde (highlights) with subtle red underneath each side

foolserrand · 29/09/2011 20:06

5'6, size 10, slightly tubby tum.

Long, dark brown hair that glows copper in sunlight.

Big, hazel eyes.

Blow job lips - nn I acquired in my yoof and have never escaped Hmm

Huge norks and nice, pert bum. Oh, and amazing legs :o

Deesus · 29/09/2011 20:10

5'6, size 12 (sometimes 14 on my bottom half due to thunder thighs!), really long hair dyed bright red, dirty blue eyes (if they were a paint colour they'd be 'swamp blue'), great rack Grin

Chrononaut · 29/09/2011 20:10

5"6
pale skin, green eyes, long dark hair, piercings, size 8/10, belly is wrought with stretch marks thanks to DS being a chunky butt.
average boobs also strech marked,cute feet, dress hippy-ish but then again the only person i need to impress is DH :o

sephrenia · 29/09/2011 20:10

5 foot 3, short brown hair, glasses and a size 12. There's a picture in my profile. I really do need to stop dressing like a university student though Hmm

BibiBlocksberg · 29/09/2011 20:15

Like an old sock filled with suet and a face like a child has tried to make an iggle piggle out of clay Grin

Description nicked from the 'willy waving' neighbour thread the other day.

Still, if the boot sock fits.....

stripeybump · 29/09/2011 20:16

5'6, size 10 usually without this big attachment currently on my front

Blonde highlights on shoulder length hair, dark green eyes.

Attractive when I make the effort with hair straighteners, make-up etc so I usually do. If I don't bother, I scare small children.

Malificence · 29/09/2011 20:24

5ft 6"
Very dark bobbed hair, dyed a deep reddish brown atm.
Size 16 - 18 , hourglass but small boobs and broad shoulders , basically a nightmare to find bras - I live in M+S vests with the built in shelf Grin.
Casual dresser mostly, combats and walking boots etc.
There is a photo, from a distance, on my profile.

PeppermintPasty · 29/09/2011 20:29

You see, I'm not sure I want you all to do this as I have my own little visions of you all....eg akaemmafrost I had you suspended in my head as a catsuit wearing hard-thighed razor-sharp-bob type because of your name, but then I just realised I was thinking of Emma Peel all this time....Fail.

Also, I think you,Hairygrotter are not in fact like Captain Caveman having just viewed your pics. You are in fact rather lovely.

I had AF to a T though, surprisingly. In fact there's a woman who lives near me who walks her very sleek german shepherd every morning as I drive past her in the car. She always shoots me a gimlet eyed stare as if to say "any faster and the dog will set me on you" and she is exactly as you described yourself. I have recently taken to saying "Morning AF" to her as I whizz by....

...I think I need a holiday.

thisishowifeel · 29/09/2011 20:30

My hair is L'oreal colour ease gel number 9.

My eyes are blue. I am 5 6

I am a size 10.

I am a 32 f

I don't look any where near my age as I sing and it exercises the facial muscles. ;-) I am slightly OCD when it comes to moisturiser too.

Fairly gorgeous really. :)

AnyFucker · 29/09/2011 20:32

PP, I don't have any dogs

and I would smile at you in a friendly way if I ever saw you Smile

whilst all the old fogeys would say "what a lovely young man that AF is"

rycooler · 29/09/2011 20:34

revolting ugly but massively successful pulling partners - it's a mystery?

soggy14 · 29/09/2011 20:36

5' 4'', fairly pretty, dark, size 10ish (depending on time of month), short skirts or jeans, boobs bigger now thanks to M&S padded tee shirt bras Grin

reasonstobecheerful · 29/09/2011 20:39

FabbyChic Pic on profile. 5ft 2" small, a stone overweight, size 12 bottom half 14/16 top half (big boobs). Shoulder length brown hair, glasses... Hey I'm you except pic not on profile. Wink

PeppermintPasty · 29/09/2011 20:46

Ah well, I had you in my mind's eye as slim anyway AF Smile

By the way, I do not look like a pasty Hmm

NanettaStocker · 29/09/2011 20:47

I'm as white as the moon.

I'm 5ft 2ins with pointy ears and nose, resembling a pixie.

I have terrible, terrible teeth. Born with one missing, goofy, and ate toothpaste as a child. Awful fluoridosis.

I have big boobs and hips, with a little waist. But no longer a flat, toned tummy. It looks and feels like a loose tiger-skin rug.

My eyes are light and change colour depending on my mood. I have the start of smile lines.

I look like Courtney Love when I wake up, and Jayne Mansfield when I dress up to go out. And don't open my mouth.

AnyFuleKno · 29/09/2011 20:53

Sturdy and pasty

Think shrek in drag