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For women who post about sexual matters...

49 replies

LeBOF · 06/09/2011 10:04

Can I just remind you all to look after yourself online and be cautious if you receive invitations to correspond off-board with other posters, particularly if you are unfamiliar with them?

This is a wonderful site for support, and the vast majority of posters are genuine, but it is so much harder to avoid being manipulated if you are talking to somebody privately.

I can't say this is in response to anything specific, but I have been reminded recently that, now and again, all is not what it seems online, so I thought I'd bring it up here just as a word of warning.

Thanks Smile

OP posts:
lazarusb · 06/09/2011 19:48

No, I'm David Cameron.

HairyGrotter · 06/09/2011 19:55

No, I'M David Cameron Angry, if not, dibs on a Daily Fail reporter

lazarusb · 06/09/2011 19:59
Grin
Cheaptrick · 06/09/2011 20:01

no one ever sends me pervy messages Sad

And i know for a fact my husband sometimes post on mn too Shock

Pan · 06/09/2011 20:09

So many of you wanting your boxes filling.Shock

caramelwaffle · 06/09/2011 20:10

Coz' I'm pervy like that Grin

AnyFucker · 06/09/2011 20:22

how dare you bring that abomination on to this thread < hides eyes >

Lemon Puffs are the work of the devil Grin

TheCrackFox · 06/09/2011 20:25

You know I am so naive I don't even know what a lemon puff is.

AnyFucker · 06/09/2011 20:27

<a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=lemon+puff+biscuit&hl=en&sa=X&rlz=1T4ADBF_en-GBGB263GB263&tbm=isch&prmd=ivns&tbnid=C60PXCTQJQoEKM:&imgrefurl=www.ocado.com/webshop/product/Jacobs-Lemon-Puffs/39863011&docid=CxM8ur4As1U7_M&w=640&h=640&ei=4HNmTpHRPIel-gbduNyVCg&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=733&vpy=73&dur=281&hovh=225&hovw=225&tx=106&ty=154&page=12&tbnh=168&tbnw=225&start=97&ndsp=8&ved=1t:429,r:7,s:97&biw=1024&bih=512" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">here

I will never forgive you for making me search for that Grin

AnyFucker · 06/09/2011 20:29

The context;on another thread, there was some hilarity about what the worst biscuit in the world is

Lemon Puffs were top of the list. Also slated were Garibaldi, Jaffa Cakes and Rich Tea..

TheCrackFox · 06/09/2011 20:30

OMG

What the fuck have you done to me Anyfucker?!? Who the hell would want to eat that? Frankly I would rather wank off a tramp.

Cheaptrick · 06/09/2011 20:32

i like rich tea Confused

MitchiestInge · 06/09/2011 20:32

oh do you mean poppet rob or something like that? He sent me one last night, seemed harmless enough

motherinferior · 06/09/2011 20:33

And just like that, the CrackFox's inbox overflows with offers....

TheCrackFox · 06/09/2011 20:35

Here's hoping.

AnyFucker · 06/09/2011 20:35
Grin
nenevomito · 06/09/2011 20:35

Oh I am so pleased that Lemon Puffs came out as the world's shitest biscuit.

They really are.

lazarusb · 06/09/2011 22:30

Wanking off a tramp? I love this thread Grin

AnyFucker · 06/09/2011 22:49

hey, tramps need wanking off too !

they have needs

Elefant1 · 07/09/2011 08:52

Should probably find biscuit thread to put this but... Jaffa cakes are not biscuits, the clue is in the name! Also they are lovely (cries as can't eat them due to wheat intolerance).

And back on original topic, nothing in my inbox either but then i never post anything interesting, see above:)

BettySwalloxs · 07/09/2011 12:40

Crappiest biscuit is obviously a chocolate bourbon. Now, if we are talking about bestest biscuit, the undoubted king of biscuits is the custard cream. Now, I would 'manually assist' a tramp for one of those....

On the OP, shouldn't we have a perv thread? I think there is obviously a need for one in view of the amount of boxes that are needing to be filled.

HairyGrotter · 07/09/2011 12:47

My box is still empty, despite the Lemon Puff

craftyknickers · 09/09/2011 20:40

very boring fact - buiscuits have a higher tax brackets on manufactures than cakes. The government actually want to reclassify jaffa cakes so they pay more tax!!

ManicPanic · 09/09/2011 23:25

I've sent one of y'all a 'pervy message'

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