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What do you wish on your Ex?

73 replies

crispyseaweed · 15/06/2011 19:02

Not a lot... here.
Its taken 3-5 years to feel good about it all.
I have to say I wish him nothing good, but as usual, he has come up smelling of Roses. Grrh ! He always lands on his feet (very annoying) and financially is doing better than he has ever done.
As for me, its the usual, . . . . counting every penny!

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davidsotherhalf · 15/06/2011 19:08

not going to repeat what i would wish on my exh....after yrs of abuse he told dd she reminds him of me and deserves a beating everytime he sees her

MamaLazarou · 15/06/2011 19:18

Love, happiness, good health and a long life.

BluddyMoFo · 15/06/2011 19:19

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SuePurblybilt · 15/06/2011 19:21

camel fleas

HauntedLittleLunatic · 15/06/2011 19:22

That his owdh finds our and gives him a good kicking.

But otoh, for the dc's sake, I hope he doesn't if that makes sense.

LeoTheLateBloomer · 15/06/2011 19:25

That his cock shrinks to the size of a raisin Health and happiness now he's met someone new Grin

Conflugenglugen · 15/06/2011 19:25

Love, peace, detachment, happiness.

prettywhiteguitar · 15/06/2011 19:27

searing heartburn everytime he drinks for the rest of his life, he already has a nasty fungal toe nail

Snorbs · 15/06/2011 19:29

I hope my ex finally sorts herself out and manages to be a good, consistent and reliable mother to our children.

I wouldn't wish anything bad on her. I don't care enough about her either way to be bothered. Anyway, there is nothing I could think of that is worse than the crap she's done all by herself.

Wellnerfermind · 15/06/2011 19:32

Happiness, good health, long life...

SirSugar · 15/06/2011 19:37

good luck, it was fantastic whilst it lasted, but don't ever come a knocking on my door again x

pfbornot · 15/06/2011 19:45

Ex 1: Wish that he would feel how he made me feel. Hope he is on the receiving end of the same sort of behaviour I was and realises and is ashamed of the way he treated me.

Ex 2: Wish him nothing but happiness.

Sassybeast · 15/06/2011 19:46

Same as Suepurblybilt but without the nails to scratch them Wink

K999 · 15/06/2011 19:51

Don't wish anything bad for him. He is the father of dd1 who adores him. He was a shit husband but trys his best to be a good dad and thats all I wish for him really - to continue being the best dad he can be.

iklboo · 15/06/2011 19:53

A conscience.

ballstoit · 15/06/2011 19:57

A job and a conscience...maybe he would contribute to the DC then Hmm

memphis83 · 15/06/2011 19:58

That the dodgy debt collectors who knocked on my door saying as his wife my kneecaps are as good as his find him and take what is owed to them, and if he hasnt got money and has to pay in kneecaps hey ho!!

humptydidit · 15/06/2011 19:59

would second that ballstoit

although would be quite happy if he fucked off and never came back again... Trust me it would be no loss to me or dc's

deburca · 15/06/2011 19:59

that he would wake up one morning and find he is in love with a female version of himself. Believe me that would pain him for the rest of his days. thank goodness i dont care for him that way anymore!

bubaluchy · 15/06/2011 20:01

happiness, health, prosperity and freedom,
my ex boss on the other hand... well she can reap what she continually sews

AmazingBouncingFerret · 15/06/2011 20:02

That he hadnt died when he was just turned 19 and that he had lived to have a wonderful life/wife/children.

bubaluchy · 15/06/2011 20:03

amazingbouncingferret Sad x

notevenamousie · 15/06/2011 20:04

I wish on him an interest in his daughter. A knowledge of that amazing love that so, so many fathers have. A realization at what his absence and rejection do to her.

ladyGeraldine · 15/06/2011 20:04

That there truely is karma and that it bites him, that he makes some effort to make it up to kids.

ohmyfucksy · 15/06/2011 20:06

All things lovely, to both of them!