Do you watch your partner on the loo?

[MamaLazarou]

For the love of god - WHY?

I've lost count of the number of times I have seen posts on Mumsnet by women describing the face their husband pulls when he is wiping his arse, etc. One woman recently told how her husband took his trousers off for a poo.

Am I unusual in staying out of the bathroom while my beloved 'downloads his brownware'?

Watch?

Yes, I never knew what Paula R did. Was it a shit? How did she run round with that down her cycling shorts then?

I'm in the minority here, apart from diddl
Only thing I object to is DH having a poo when I'm in the bath, purely due to smell. But then we congratulate each other and DD for particulary loud farts....
Think that the only thing DH has winced at, was me making him check my stitches post giving birth.

"I'm in the minority here, apart from diddl "

Yes, there doesn´t seem to be many of us

But I´m not sure that everyone would get out of the door on time in the morning if there wasn´t some "crossover".

I don't go in the loo when my DH is in there...and that won't be changing anytime soon...unless some kindly soul supplies me with blinkers, a gas mask and hazmat suit!