is it too late

[mummynoseynora]

Is 30 too late to try 'toys' ? If not... what would you recommend?!

That simple really

pm received will be at the post office on Monday morning.

double eeek!

I feel like a very bad influence and therefore all nostalgic for my misspent youth.

hahahahaha love it!

I now feel like a 15 year old virgin mind!

now if I was a really dirty mare I would suggest taking that particular thought to your DH with the bullet!

hahahahahahahahahahaha I SOOOO couldn't!!!

for a start 15 year old me wouldn't know what a bullet was

I'm gonna need some before I mention to DH aren't I!?!

is always useful just not too much - too much wine and an open mind for experimentation always leads to bumsex. Or so say the many women who shared during Ann Summers parties - it really was the most enlightening job!

pmsl

I WANT A FREE BULLET TOO must admit i used to sell ann summers too,the lingerie is cheap and nasty but they do do a good selection of toys.I havent used one since met dh yrs ago,not sure if thats good or bad

Hey Boobs - Im an ex Ann Summers Party Organiser too. God when i think back to the good times I used to have at the parties rofl.

Can you imagine a party with all the naughty MNers in one room

ledkr surely if you used to do ann summers you must have a couple rolling around the place - or is it just me who stockpiled them because it was cheaper to buy a whole new bullet than to replace the dead battery???

another mum I have enough grey hairs without imagining what a MN Ann Summers party would entail. But to be honest it couldn't be worse than the one I did in Easterhouse where the hostess and her Dad's girlfriend started knocking lumps out of one another in the kitchen!

im not sure i recall the bullet?It was about 6 yrs ago,were they around?
I had the fake tongue,the rabbit,the cock ring thing in my kit i think and some massive kit with vibrator and different heads on it,
It was crap wasnt it? I worked it al out once,time spent on pc,doing the party,packing the stuff,collecting the money,handing it out,doing the banking-it was about 2p an hour or something
The parties were funny tho,i remember my plus size mate modelling a very skimpy outfit,she had stuck fur fabric onto her bikini line and arm pits,we were literally choking on our wine with laughter.

we could start an ex ann summers support thread on mn.