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Help me, I lust after students all the time

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GuiltyMan · 02/02/2011 09:51

I?m not a troll, and this is a serious problem. I work at a university, and I have a problem. I?m surrounded by young attractive women all day long. I?m 29, and I?m no heavy breathing pervert. Some girls look very young straight out of school and aren't an issue, but a great many are masters students, 21,22, and I find it all so distracting. I don?t want to be that walking cliché you read about, and one hand I?m assured it?s fairly natural. I don?t want DP to know about this. What can I do here, other than change jobs?

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batman47555 · 02/02/2011 15:09

afternoon AF i knew you'd get right to point

AnyFucker · 02/02/2011 15:13

I usually do, bm

I do wonder why a bloke with no children would seek out a parenting site to have his little "wobble" about all the lovely young ladies he can't help eyeing up

OP...do you just want us to congratulate you on your new status in "Academia" after your less-lofty office job that had fewer lovely young ladies ?

AnyFucker · 02/02/2011 15:16

ooops, forgot the congrats

well done you, for your new job, and for having lots of lovely young ladies to look at !

MardyBra · 02/02/2011 15:29

Nice bit of fatty bashing Penelope.

tadpoles · 02/02/2011 15:38

Methinks the post is a tinsy bit of a piss-take on the "sling him out of the house because he looked at another woman" type of reponse that sometimes seems to appear on MN when members of the male species behave in ways that threaten the monogamy myth. (SGB might come along on a white charger at this point... or maybe not:))

openerofjars · 02/02/2011 15:40

Now, usually some good advice when someone is nervous in a work situation is to imagine everyone naked. Clearly this is not going to work here.

There's nothing else for it - you'll have to join a monastery. Off you go and take this hair shirt with you.

Hopelesslydisorganised · 02/02/2011 15:44

Well done Penelope - yeah am over weight due to the Chinese buffet near us which I rarely visit.

Aims80 · 02/02/2011 15:49

What the hell does a chinese buffet have to do with this? Weird.

We had a lecturer at Uni who shagged a couple of students on the sly (obviously we all knew). We all thought (apart from the girls he slept with) that he was an old sad act (he was about 30).

batman47555 · 02/02/2011 15:55

ouch now that is old!!!!!!

AnyFucker · 02/02/2011 16:00

OP, I also congratulate you on proving that you are a heterosexual male with a pulse

what a great day you are having...much to be thankful for

batman47555 · 02/02/2011 16:03

GMs perfect day
sits in Uni all day and ogles the girls
have a chinese buffet on way home
and then gets home and says he has had tough day to his adoring girlfriend

QuintessentialShadows · 02/02/2011 16:08

Op, I think I know you. You work out in my gym.
We KNOW you are ogling, so stop it. And as for accidentally entering the wrong room, that is SO NOT ON.

Aims80 · 02/02/2011 16:10

batman, I myself am now 30 so I'm aware it's not old, but at the time when we were 19/20 it was blimmin ancient.

perfumedlife · 02/02/2011 16:13

I had a fling with my politics lecturer when i was a mature student (28), he was about 50 and really debauched We used to put whiskey in our morning coffee, ah, happy times.

I didn't realise that was off limits, if you were an adult. It is if you're loved up mind you.

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