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Why all the sex threads recently ?

32 replies

AnyFucker · 27/01/2011 17:59

Have we all synchronised our ovulation times or summat ? Confused

Gawd help us in 2 weeks when rag week looms ....

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MigratingCoconuts · 27/01/2011 18:04

is that when we all dress up as vicars and tarts and collect money for charity? Doesn't sound too bad [bhmm]

whomovedmychocolate · 27/01/2011 18:05

Have there? I must have my blinkers on, I've missed them. Hmm

AnyFucker · 27/01/2011 18:08

you missed them ?

they are everywhere !

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whomovedmychocolate · 27/01/2011 18:11

I think perhaps I have blinkers on this week.

MigratingCoconuts · 27/01/2011 18:11

AF is right...its been positively steamy in here lately.

MigratingCoconuts · 27/01/2011 18:12

...and I have learned alot of stuff

TrollyMcTrollPants · 27/01/2011 18:13

lurks about hoping for a smut-fest

TrollyMcTrollPants · 27/01/2011 18:13

Shock bonus bold writing!!

MigratingCoconuts · 27/01/2011 18:21

[bgrin] great name!

MakeYerOwnDamnDinner · 27/01/2011 18:22

They're breeding AF. He he he.

AnyFucker · 27/01/2011 18:31

yes, MYODD, and you are one of the culprits !

you durty burd Wink

I replied on your thread, btw

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Malificence · 27/01/2011 18:42

I think it must be due to Spring approaching. Wink

I wish batman would fuck off though, he seems to be using this site purely as a wank tool.

AnyFucker · 27/01/2011 18:45

mal, he is harmless

just think of him as your tool of a little brother who tries to peep at you while you are in the shower

pathetic, really

am glad lots of others are noticing the wanker phenomenon now, I have been lambasting him for aaaaages now, to the point of being quite bored of it

in fact, I have given up, and just hope he disposes of his tissues in a considerate manner

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deemented · 27/01/2011 18:47

TBH i only started my thread because there was no one else to ask.

Hardly appropriate at the school gates...

'Yes, little Tarquins doing so well, BTW, do you swallow?'

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AnyFucker · 27/01/2011 18:51

dee Grin

am not criticising, I am often to be found on the sex threads

I am a little concerned that MN is rapidly turning into a place where inadequate men get their rocks off by reading all the details though Hmm

perhaps just a little less detail might be appropriate

I dunno, it ain't up to me < shrug >

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AnyFucker · 27/01/2011 18:52

dee...you don't have any female friends to share a glass of wine (and sex chat) over ?

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Malificence · 27/01/2011 18:55

I'm afraid I'm definitely guilty of over sharing with the details. Blush

I know that I've helped other women though. Wink

AnyFucker · 27/01/2011 18:57

mal, I think you have helped a lot of inadequate blokes too

fair trade off ?

only you can decide

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welltodo · 27/01/2011 18:59

I started one after submitting to peer pressure on the dare thread. Blush

But I did get a medal and a shiny! [bgrin]

Malificence · 27/01/2011 19:05

Well I don't get PMs from the inadequate wankers thankfully - it would put me off and I would name change if I ever did.

AnyFucker · 27/01/2011 19:07

they don't have to pm you to get the "benefit" of your posts, mal Wink

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deemented · 27/01/2011 19:08

AF - A couple, but they're mostly lights out under the covers kinda gals who'd blush at the very thought of it, i think.

The one girl i could ask is currently in a yurt somewhere in Cambodia.

AnyFucker · 27/01/2011 19:10

dee...you do realise he quiest ones are the worst don't you ?

those "lights out under the covers" girls are probably dogging/three-waying/taking it up the rear as we speak...

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AnyFucker · 27/01/2011 19:10

the quiet

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warthog · 27/01/2011 19:11

it always works like this tho. one thread triggers off a whole load of others of the same type.