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A Real Man is a womans Best friend.....

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Portofino · 24/01/2011 10:12

He Will Never stand her up or let her down. He will reassure her when she feels insecure and comfort her after a bad day. . He will Inspire her to do things she never thought she could and live without fear and forget regret. He will enable her to Express her deepest emotions and give in to her most intimate desires. He will make sure she always feels as tho she's the most beautiful woman in Any room and will enable her to be the most Confident, Sexy, Seductive, Invincible. . . .

No Wait... Sorry... I'm thinkin of Wine. . It's WINE that does all that. . . . . Sorry. . .[GRIN]

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LittleMissHissyFit · 24/01/2011 12:05

Ha ha ha ha! good one Porto!! Grin

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