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your stories about twatty men

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bathbuns · 27/12/2010 19:02

I would love to hear some stories about dates with twatty men, to cheer me up. Nothing sad or genuinely awful, lighthearted only! I just had to dump someone I recently started seeing because of his twattery and I need someone to laugh with.

I did really like this guy. I don't now. There were little things, like when I sent him a text last week saying I was a bit down and telling him about it, and him replying just saying 'I really want a shag.' Or on our third date, I spent the day with him. We had a nice time, but the student protests went near his house and he wanted to see them. We went to the end of the road and watched it go past and then he wanted to join in (he's an academic). I said I couldn't because I can't walk much (and he had already said he didn't want to be seen with my in my wheelchair) so he went anyway, and left me to go and sit in his flat for 45 minutes. I had to walk back down an icy pavement by myself when I'm wobbly at the best of times. But that isn't the point. If I was 100% mobile you still shouldn't leave someone on a date and piss off with your friend.

The thing that really put a nail in the coffin is the fact that he is heavily into BDSM. He wants to be humiliated; urinated on, have me sleep with someone else in front of him, etc. etc. I am just not the sort of person who is comfortable humiliating anyone, but when I said that to him he assured me I would grow to like it. Um, no. I've now ended it properly and he texted me back saying 'you are just scared because I've woken something in you and now you can't turn it off.' Seriously, what a twat. I told him I don't want to do something, and he is certain deep down I do.

There are other unpleasant things... saying he wants to be devoted to me, which after just 3 dates creeps me out. He's sure we will get married etc. etc. I know he sounds awful here, but he did seem really lovely when I first met him. Intelligent, funny, modest.

Anyone else have similar experiences?

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Original poster
bathbuns · 27/12/2010 19:03

Oh I missed something!! In his goodbye text he wrote 'Good luck and age well.'

AGE WELL?!?! Is that him saying, 'don't go getting ugly, now?'

Twat.

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BalloonSlayer · 27/12/2010 19:04

Blimey, if he wants to be humiliated I'd be tempted to make that one happen for him and tell him exactly what I thought of him.

imustbemadasaboxoffrogs · 27/12/2010 19:05

BalloonSlayer you beat me to it

Xmas Grin
Pantofino · 27/12/2010 19:07

He sounds a right catch! Xmas Wink

beingsetup · 27/12/2010 19:09

balloonslayer Shock

There was one whose only message was " I want to eat you"...

Strange I thought cannabalism was illegal......

Never answered that charmer...

hobbgoblin · 27/12/2010 19:10

What a freak. Massive potential for controlling behaviour later on, and surely a narcissist. I was really trying hard to think that the wheelchair comments were a misinterpretation by you, but in context, er, clearly not!

"Tempted as I am to piss in your face, it wouldn't be in the way you enjoy, t-rraaa!"

anothermum92 · 27/12/2010 19:20

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MakeYerOwnDamnDinner · 27/12/2010 19:20

Oooh Bathbuns, what a knob.

One bloke I met up with for a blind date decided to show me his iphone. In the bottom left hand corner, clear as day, I saw an app entitled Asian Babes. Or was it Asian Hots?

Hmmm anyway, NEXT!!!

SerendipitousHarlot · 27/12/2010 19:32

I met a bloke once that showed me a picture on his phone of his big hard cock when I came back from the toilet. So that was nice Grin

MakeYerOwnDamnDinner · 27/12/2010 19:39

Grin Serendipitous

What, just showed it to you apropos of nothing? Did you walk?

PrettyFeckinFairyLights · 27/12/2010 20:02

Grin SH, I had a man tell me that he had had his penis pierced then proceeded to get it out in the pub and show me. I must have looked like this Shock

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bathbuns · 27/12/2010 20:44

Wow, some of you just about beat me!

Keep them coming, I feel better already. Smile

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berries · 27/12/2010 20:52

Well, there was the one who told me all (and I mean all) about painting the windowsills, the one who worked in manufacturing and proceeded to point out everything that could be made by his machines ( took half an hour - yawn), the one where, after a flurry of texts where he showed himself to be a misogynist twat so I suggested we weren't really suited, said 'ok, fancy a shag tonight then', and the one who asked whether I would fuck other guys while he watched!!!
All from a perfectly normal (and paid for) Internet dating site. I think I need to revisit my profile :-)

FrostyAndSlippery · 27/12/2010 20:52

I had a breif fling with one arsehole guy who thought it was fun to show me porn on his computer. Including some very dodgy stuff...

He once pretended on the phone that he had a kid with another girl.

Oh, and I really wish I'd left after a particular Incident. I was staying over and he knew I had my period, and that they were heavy (I explained as I had pills to take for it). When he was on the computer (probably finding porn) I went to the loo and was a while due to period.

When I got back he said "that was... Interesting" and he basically pretended he had a camera in the bathroom, WTF?!?

Cunt.

PenelopeTitsDropped · 27/12/2010 21:00

oh just fuck off; all of you; it's Mumsnet and Christmas

Malificence · 27/12/2010 21:00

OMG - where do these slimebags reside, under rocks?

NotEnoughTime · 27/12/2010 21:35

Penelope?????????

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bathbuns · 27/12/2010 21:38

Ditto NotEnoughTime!!

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EverSoSlightlyDubious · 27/12/2010 21:45

Well done bathbuns, for getting rid. Have also recently ended something after a few dates because he was telling me how to wear my hair, planning when he was going to see me weeks in advance and other sorts of unsettling behaviour.

Liked him too, and he was a GREAT shag, but a week on and I've almost forgotten about him.

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bathbuns · 27/12/2010 22:01

Thanks EverSo, and well done to you too! Feels great, doesn't it?

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SerendipitousHarlot · 27/12/2010 23:37

Of course I walked MakeYerOwnDamnDinner

I'm pretty easy, but come one! Grin

SerendipitousHarlot · 27/12/2010 23:37

*on

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bathbuns · 29/12/2010 18:58

I need to update this as there have been a number of texts over the last 24 hours.
The first one an abusive, 'fuck you' kind of thing where he claimed he was in fact much better than me and how he should have just fucked me and dumped me.

Then all sweetness and light and asking for forgiveness, full of words about how I had shown him heaven and how devoted he was to me and how I was utterly perfect. Hmm Bear in mind we had 3 dates!!

Now I have had a text saying he really wants to talk to me to find a way for us to be together, but that 'maybe there is nothing to say. Maybe we should just make love to work out how we really feel.'

I was like this when I read that Shock. The very cheek! Either he's after one last shag or he's so convinced he's amazing in bed I'll change my mind in an instant and be his for life. He's creeping me out.

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bathbuns · 29/12/2010 18:59

Any ideas as to how I should respond?

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BooBooGlass · 29/12/2010 19:01

Ignore it. Delete his number while you're at it. Just don't engage with him at all.

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