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Things you do that nobody else seems to do?

31 replies

dejavuaswell · 05/11/2010 18:24

OMG, I had forgotten how good a controlled caning could be!!

Until just recently DH and I had not done this for years, probably before children came along. It is like being drunk but without the hangover and without spending any money.

Start gently and only gradually get harder. This gives the endorphins time to kick in which will give you an amazing high and will stop any pain. However much DH wants to don't go beyond the tramlines stage! (Except as a special treat!) This is when each stroke creates a double line on the target area. Any harder will tend to leave raised marks that might still hurt a bit after the endorphins have worn off!

You want to do horizontal not vertical hits so none of the lying face down on the bed rubbish. Bending over the back of a sturdy armchair now works best for me. When I was younger I didn't need the chair but the years have taken their toll.

Do it right and when you stand up you will both feel like a honeymoon couple again.

OP posts:
phipps · 05/11/2010 18:27

What?

GypsyMoth · 05/11/2010 18:33

No, never done that!

You neither then Phipps!?!

yama · 05/11/2010 18:34

Ah, just clocked your name. I thought I recognised this op.

GypsyMoth · 05/11/2010 18:38

What is it Yama?

FreudianSlimmery · 05/11/2010 18:38

?

yama · 05/11/2010 18:40

Sprinkledust - I'm sure I've read this op before. Gave me deja vu ...

clam · 05/11/2010 18:43

Friday night on MN! Grin

dejavuaswell · 05/11/2010 18:45

Yes when I posted this before I didn't find anybody else who had similar "tastes".

I never thought I would be on the outer edge of Mumsnet! Grin

OP posts:
TheProfiteroleThief · 05/11/2010 18:48

This reply has been deleted

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

GypsyMoth · 05/11/2010 18:48

So is this just done to you, or do you get a turn too??

And what do you use? How long for? And what happens next?.........god, I'm nosey!

SuePurblybilt · 05/11/2010 18:58

Explain to me how you can have posted this before when you say in your OP that you haven't done it for years? Am I missing something?

Malificence · 05/11/2010 19:00

I think the OP has mistook MN for Fetlife (again). Hmm
Definitely posted this before a few weeks ago.

dejavuaswell · 05/11/2010 19:29

Yes I did Mal - would still like to find some like minded people. Hard to imagine there is nobody given other things I have read on the site!

OP posts:
Lurpak · 05/11/2010 19:33

I always make sure the label on the duvet sits in the bottom left hand corner of the cover. Pretty sure I'm the only person that doesn't have OCD to do this...

Is that what you mean?

sharbie · 05/11/2010 19:35

There are some v funny threads on here tonite

giveitago · 05/11/2010 20:38

Say it again? What? (hoping to get something out of this)

GypsyMoth · 05/11/2010 21:13

I think this was a serious op!

Faaamily · 05/11/2010 21:14

Teenage boy with hard on ALERT!

dearprudence · 05/11/2010 21:22

I'm confused. You are looking for like-minded people? For what? To discuss technique?

But the OP says things you do that nobody else seems to do'. So for me, that might be picking the hard skin off my toes and leaving it in a pile on the sofa like parmesan cheese. Is that the kind of thing you're looking for? Confused

jasper · 05/11/2010 23:12

interesting

MaudOHara · 05/11/2010 23:20

dearprudence I do that too

atswimtwolengths · 06/11/2010 10:38

I thought this was about disinfecting the sink or putting the loo lid down!

What do you mean, nobody else uses canes? Have you TRIED googling it?

jasper · 06/11/2010 11:22

I clean the taps with toothpaste.
Anyone else do that?

jasper · 06/11/2010 11:23

and I make guitar plectrums out of margarine tub lids

Tortoiseonthehalfshell · 06/11/2010 11:25

I eat carrots sideways. Outer ring then inner ring.

This does not affect my relationship in any way.