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think my man is gay

29 replies

bigbush79 · 19/10/2010 18:55

i have just joined this site but i had to as i have a problem with my husband,
we used to have sex all the time and now it ends up with him wanting me to spank him with his barry manilow dvd case and then wants me to push things up his behind and he shouts "NO SURRENDER" AND "WE ARE THE PEOPLE",
of course i have said NO but he has changed big time AND THIS FREAKS ME OUT ,
i have found big pink fluffy slippers and handcuffs and he has got tight leather outfits and not only that he was seen by a close friend coming out of a gay club.
what do i do?

OP posts:
Bucketcrutch · 19/10/2010 22:12

Barbara, were you in Suville? Crickey there goes the calculator again, another 1 to add to the figure of 4.5 million.

bigbush79 · 19/10/2010 22:14

i have never seen one of thembefore but it did make me smile thank you

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TDaDa · 19/10/2010 23:31

How is the hedgehog?

DioneTheDiabolist · 19/10/2010 23:36

You obviously aren't hitting him hard enough. I suggest shoving a fluffy slipper in his mouth and scratching him on the inner thighs with a broken Manilow CD whilst playing Napalm Death.

Come back to me if it hasn't worked after a week.

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