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Hairy Gooch

20 replies

MSprake · 19/10/2010 15:39

How do you prefer your men downstairs? I know some woman like it natural but I prefer no hair. My bf is shaven but still has a hairy gooch, i know this is a delicate area of the body, so any advice on removing hair from the gooch?

xxx

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MalificenceBloodandSand · 19/10/2010 15:41

WTF is a gooch? Confused

Hairless people look like freaks.

jeminthecellar · 19/10/2010 15:41

First posting I see.....

MalificenceBloodandSand · 19/10/2010 15:43

Is it half term somewhere?

QueeferSutherland · 19/10/2010 15:52

A gooch is the perineum.

Get him a back sack & crack wax.

thatsnotmyfruitshoot · 19/10/2010 16:06

gooch is my new favourite word Grin

MalificenceBloodandSand · 19/10/2010 16:13

You couldn't pay me enough to rip the hair out from around someone's arse.

I thought Gooch was a cricketer.

Tippychoocks · 19/10/2010 16:18

Yes, Gooch is a cricketer. Insert your own ball/googly joke here.

RubyPink · 19/10/2010 17:56

tbh I prefer my men upstairs Wink

BalloonSlayer · 19/10/2010 17:59

So the old "The bowler's Holding, the Batsman's Willey" line could have an addendum: "And caught by Gooch"

RubyPink · 19/10/2010 18:01

Grin caught by the hairy gooch no less!

MSprake · 19/10/2010 18:03

Many thanks Queefer, I was not aware of the technical term!

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merrywidow · 19/10/2010 18:56

shouldn't this be in the style and beauty section ?

Bucketcrutch · 20/10/2010 05:32

the perinium? is that the bit between the balls and the arsehole?

I usually just call that bit my husband!!!!

aurynne · 20/10/2010 05:42

I thought the Perineum was a mountain chain between Spain and France :P

MSprake · 20/10/2010 14:02

Thats the Perinees aurynne :p

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purplepeony · 20/10/2010 20:52

Pyrenees actually.

purplepeony · 20/10/2010 20:53

OP going back to your original question, I'd suggest with your teeth.

2rebecca · 20/10/2010 21:34

Men are meant to be hairy, I'm not keen on the prepubescent hairless look on women either.
I've no desire to look like a 10 year old or a porn star.

purplepeony · 20/10/2010 21:37

It's all to do with the images paraded on pron sites. DH and I were looking for sheer fun/education and I was amazed what a sheltered life I have led.

Not a hair in sight.

They all looked like plucked chickens. Must be so tickly and itchy unless you do it daily.

Revolting.

DuelingFanjo · 20/10/2010 21:42

Grin at Bucketcrutch

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