Morrisons pork

[Unlikelyamazonian]

Anybody?

G'wan then....as long as it's a sword

Are you having a relationship with Morrisons pork?

I've very confused.

A sword of pork??

Is this yet another thing on MN that I really shouldn't google?

Pale pink, slightly fatty and very limp looking.

Much like the coalition government actually.

No no, his name is Boris Twork. I have dicksleftia. He's nice but a bit hefty for me.

I like more seasoning.

And a griddle.

I mean giggle

sorry, he's a big LEFTY for me

I think the co-co-chanel government is really quite subversive in its own perfumey way. Like a nice bit of pork as you say - soft and swallowable on the inside, with a nice bit of crackling for the political punditsn on the outside.

That way we all get fed and an early night.

Swiss tony is made of morrisons pork I hear.

Sorry, leer.

jeer fear.
ffs

I've just sent a pathetically lame filthy private message to your inbox UA

HUR HUR HUR

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what the bleeding heck are you all on about

Nope dont get it!?

read the "Should I visted a Call girl" thread then "Irish beef" and when you have finished laughing and dried your underwear you will understand!

Is that your new nickname ? I like it.

could I have one?

dont be ridiculous.

surely you mean Lidle Pork.

Morrisons will have a higher meat content

Irsih beef is still the best