In that case I'm a bad, bad wife. 
Poor ickle DH has to have my evening meal ready and a cup of tea waiting for me if he doesn't want to feel my wrath when I come home from work at night, he even had the bloody cheek to go out last night so I had to make my own bloody tea! He will be punished.
I only make his sandwiches in exchange for sexual favours 
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I always try and make sure I have a jaunty ribbon in my hair though.