I am a troll and DP is a human and we just can't seem to work past our differences. Its gotten to the point where we're literally arguing about everything. At lunch time today we had an argument over the breadcakes (his was slightly larger than mine so I wee'd on it and he got angry - so unreasonable sometimes)
We argue about the kids a lot too. I picked up a lovely cot from the charity shop for a tenner and his 14 year old daughter is refusing to sleep in it. She just doesn't want us to save money. I think DP is being unreasonable asking my DS to sleep in the dog kennel in the back garden so that he can have his bedroom to use as a star trek shrine.
Speaking of the dog, DP thinks its perfectly reasonable to have the dog pissing on the carpet and won't entertain my idea of teaching it to use the toilet saying its stupid.
AND then yesterday, DP bought some orange juice for 59p and I bought some for 79p and he had the cheek to drink some of mine, even though mine was more expensive.
He writes his name on the bathroom wall in pee and wipes himself on the curtains after sex.
And the fucker ate my Cadburys Creme Egg.
I'm so sick of him. Is it time to let go?