how many times?

[randymama]

So come on we need a lighter tone!!
How many nights a week do you have sex?

I'm sorry...did you say per week? HA..ha....ha hah ahahahahahah! Could answer that if you said per month...or even per quarter!

Hello Assalam

ah...not very good at this am I?

So am I being unfair on DH?

I said nights a week cos you might do it more than once a night!

4 times a night everynight including sunday.

Twice a year whether I need it or not.

LOL cod!!!

eh? where's cod?

just thought it would be interesting. People go on about men always wanting it. or how often they get it etc.. I just wondered what the truth was?!!!

twice a night except for sundays- then i have it i the afternoon aswell.......yawn

go on randymama, prove you're a mummy by

1. explaining your position on breast/bottle feeding,
2. giving an opinon about Gina Ford routines vs feeding on demand
3. giving us a recipe suitable for a 6 month old

NN - good test!

Sorry - meant custy (get them mixed up on account of both beginning with C)

nose to nipple tummy to tummy
Gina ford..dont like her but i believr in feeding on demand
recipe for 6 months as this is the weaning age baby rice or bland puree!

Have I passed?

who di you think I was...or what?!

16 nights a week?!!
mmm me thinks you are kidding!!!

ooh I dunno randymama - those answers seem a bit general to me.
in fact all your postings are about sex one way or another!

cos I am Randymamma!!
Ok end thread!
just a bored mum having a giggle! soz

8 times a day and thats still not enough

Kama,
It's those sunday mornings I miss most. I never even get to read the sunday papers now, let alone crumple them on the sheets.
Dh and I were always morning people for matrimonial duties and we have not yet trained our new ds to have lie-ins at the weekend.

I'm sorry but the answer to question 1 is hilarious, re-read the question pmsl....