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Help me save my jaw muscles - not for the sensitive

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maktaitai · 31/07/2010 22:42

Look I must be doing this wrong. Whenever I give a BJ it turns into an extremely short bit of foreplay rather than an actual J as I just can't cope with the pain in my cheeks and jaw. Do I need to do jaw lifts with weights or something? Where am I going wrong?

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2kids2dogsandahorse · 02/08/2010 07:17

hmmm 69 - very enjoyable but like others I just can't concentrate enough to orgasm lol

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maktaitai · 02/08/2010 19:34

Yeah, but if you relax completely you're not providing any pressure at all, and wouldn't that be no good? guess i can try

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JuJusDad · 02/08/2010 22:07

@ Shiney: Fancy seeing you here, dear?

The deep throat thing - re "not gagging" mentioned above - yep, not much pressure, but there is the startling realisation that you're completely all the way in.

So it's rather more mental than physical sensation, ime.

2kids2dogsandahorse · 02/08/2010 23:33

Dear god I dont want it all the way in :O its not exactly small!

rotool · 03/08/2010 19:43

I haven't laughed so much in ages...christ you guys are so funny...thankyou everybody!!!!

Goober · 03/08/2010 19:51

Ha ha ha ha !

Nienna · 06/08/2010 13:45

When you get bored of it try this: take it out of your mouth, then close your jaws, and insert his willie in the gap on the side, ie. between your teeth and your cheek. That is preety tight and cosy for them and it doesnt make you gag as it is not on the tongue. If you rfella is a big boy you will struggle with this one though. get your boobs into play as well, to give your mouth a break. T%$t f&*cking is fun for them too.

Coolfonz · 06/08/2010 14:06

Use your goddam hands at the same time people! a bj is a wank with spit!
jesus h allah do i have to do everything round here...now im even wanking men with mi' chops! sheesh...

RumourOfAHurricane · 06/08/2010 15:11

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EekaSqueaka · 06/08/2010 15:29

Hand/mouth combo seems to be a winner. I love 'em! Could happily mess around for hours. Hate the term blow'job', it implies a chore. I quite honestly (nearly) get as much out of it as he does!

Are you tense for any reason, Maktaitai? That alone could make your jaws ache. Making sure you're comfortable and relaxed plus variation is probably key to enjoyment (for both of you!) and avoiding pain.

MathsMadMummy · 06/08/2010 15:39

"...while his girlfriend was being particularly talented."

Jareth you're going to have to explain what on earth that means...

Coolfonz · 06/08/2010 15:42

Socd - it's spit wankin' wi' tongue action. let's not over(fore)play it.

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Coolfonz · 06/08/2010 17:01

I might have to put in for a government grant to get some counselling over it. Shock

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fizzfiend · 07/08/2010 18:20

PS. Every now and again suck really hard....apart from the moans of ecstasy at the other end, I'm sure it's a great facial exercise!!

Angelcat666 · 07/08/2010 19:51

Grin @ facial exercise.

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