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Re kinky stuff...

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buttonmoon78 · 19/07/2010 19:58

So reading that post, my eyes nearly popped out of my head. I realise that our sex life is a boring as a repeat of Supermarket Sweep. Probably less so. We were both very young and innocent (!) when we got together so not much, ahem, experimenting has gone on.

Anyway, we're going on holiday in a few weeks and as he's working away lots at the mo, I'm wondering what I can do to ease us gently into slightly more adventurous times...

Things have not been so good recently for various reasons but we're giving it another go, both properly committed to that. I know that sex (or lack of it) has been a big issue for him for a long time so am thinking this can be one of my ways of making this work.

Help needed. Just be gentle!

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Ohforfoxsake · 19/07/2010 20:01

Have a brazilian wax. Go for hot wax if you can. Yes it hurts, but it is an investment. You will not have to worry about anything, or do anything all holiday, 'cept lie back and think of England

Be brave. It is far nicer than toys or dressing up or anything kinky.

GypsyMoth · 19/07/2010 20:04

erm,the great outdoors can be fun...where you going??

Malificence · 19/07/2010 20:17

You don't have to remove your pubic hair to have fantastic sex! Not all men like bald fanjos either.

Buy Superhot sex by Tracey Cox or a similar book for ideas.

An afternoon "nap" is my favourite time of our holidays, nothing like being in the hot sun all day for making you ultra horny, just enjoy rediscovering each other's bodies again and take lots of time over each other's pleasure.

A tip, aloe vera gel is great for a sexy massage on holiday .

Morloth · 19/07/2010 20:42

I think DH would have a heart attack if I suddenly removed all of my pubic hair. Yuck.

Anyway, sex outdoors is fucking wonderful. Skinny dipping also excellent, we tried to have sex while in the water but there was no traction.

buttonmoon78 · 19/07/2010 20:47

Hair gone - he's liked it that way for years! Tho he saw a prog on telly the other night which said that all men who prefer baldies are paedos so he got well aerated!

He always gets well horny on hols - he def reckons the sun makes things a little larger! It's normally me that's not so up for it cos I'm so knackered from looking after the kids! However, all is to change.

We're going to France, to a house belonging to one of my relatives. Nice big back garden, not overlooked...

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buttonmoon78 · 19/07/2010 20:48

In fact, he says that if we lived somewhere hot & sunny I'd walk like John Wayne!

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