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How can I get laid?

20 replies

poshsinglemum · 16/07/2010 22:43

Sorry -friday nite drunkeness to balme.

Havn't has esx for 2 years so OUT OF PRACTICE!

Pub? Club? Can't get a baysitter. What's a girl to do?

OP posts:
poshsinglemum · 16/07/2010 22:43

sex babysitter sorry!

OP posts:
whatthecrocodilehatwasthat · 16/07/2010 22:44

rabbit?

BEAUTlFUL · 16/07/2010 22:44

A sex babysitter would do it...

BEAUTlFUL · 16/07/2010 22:45

Go on one of those "Forget Dinner" type sites.

msboogie · 16/07/2010 23:14

Vibrator.

Eurostar · 16/07/2010 23:33

the forgetdinner sites are toooo depressing. Full of married men saying their wife won't mind/doesn't like sex/are living together but apart.

tethersend · 16/07/2010 23:43

It's quite literally like riding a bike- you never forget, and polishing the helmet is optional.

toccatanfudge · 16/07/2010 23:44

PMSL tether

moocowme · 17/07/2010 10:41

in your situation i would just ask one of my male friends. i know a t least a couple would more than oblidge.

Taghain · 17/07/2010 22:25

Why can't you get a babysitter?

Are they that rare? An advert in the local supermarket should bring a horde of calls from teenage girls.

And you could always ask on here for some recommended men. It depends upon where you live, of course.

Unlikelyamazonian · 17/07/2010 22:59

o for gods sake. you have arms legs and a potential shag. just stop bloody moaning.

Unlikelyamazonian · 17/07/2010 23:01

"How can I get somebody to make me a cup of tea"? I dont even moan about that. You are taking the piss you idiot.

Unlikelyamazonian · 17/07/2010 23:07

sorry, poshsinglemum. you need some serious garden toys (big swing, slide. seriously) and stop trying to shag. is it so important? Fuck em. big yourself up some more.

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CelticBanshee · 17/07/2010 23:16

Agree with Unlikely, unlikely as that may sound
Bad a bum

You need a hobbie

Angelcat666 · 18/07/2010 11:37

Plenty of fish has an option for erm...intimate encounters.

rumred · 19/07/2010 19:12

go for internet option. very useful

Eurostar · 19/07/2010 22:58

has anyone found a site for "intimate" encounters where the non married man isn't a needle in the haystack? Would be interested to hear...

Lizzabadger · 19/07/2010 23:02

Go for a run.

kayah · 19/07/2010 23:03

try this
ladies free

porcamiseria · 20/07/2010 14:30

london.craigslist.co.uk/cas/

try here!!!

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