How can I get laid?

[poshsinglemum]

Sorry -friday nite drunkeness to balme.

Havn't has esx for 2 years so OUT OF PRACTICE!

Pub? Club? Can't get a baysitter. What's a girl to do?

sex babysitter sorry!

rabbit?

A sex babysitter would do it...

Go on one of those "Forget Dinner" type sites.

Vibrator.

the forgetdinner sites are toooo depressing. Full of married men saying their wife won't mind/doesn't like sex/are living together but apart.

It's quite literally like riding a bike- you never forget, and polishing the helmet is optional.

PMSL tether

in your situation i would just ask one of my male friends. i know a t least a couple would more than oblidge.

Why can't you get a babysitter?

Are they that rare? An advert in the local supermarket should bring a horde of calls from teenage girls.

And you could always ask on here for some recommended men. It depends upon where you live, of course.

o for gods sake. you have arms legs and a potential shag. just stop bloody moaning.

"How can I get somebody to make me a cup of tea"? I dont even moan about that. You are taking the piss you idiot.

sorry, poshsinglemum. you need some serious garden toys (big swing, slide. seriously) and stop trying to shag. is it so important? Fuck em. big yourself up some more.

mustbelovelysnugglingupwithayoungshemale.com

Agree with Unlikely, unlikely as that may sound
Bad a bum

You need a hobbie

Plenty of fish has an option for erm...intimate encounters.

go for internet option. very useful

has anyone found a site for "intimate" encounters where the non married man isn't a needle in the haystack? Would be interested to hear...

Go for a run.

try this
ladies free

london.craigslist.co.uk/cas/

try here!!!