Pip and Jude..... oh go forever to hell and never come back

[ipanemagirl]

It's just so dull.
And Tom and Brenda shut UP.

No, I am forever protected by my new shiny tinfoil hat.

piprabbit
impressive plot recall
you have been listening

David was temted by sophie,he was engaged to sophie before he married Ruth and they were going to marryn in a huge wedding in Felpersham Cathedral,can't remember who called it off but she was a right silly moo.

Trailer after last nights epeisode said that Pip will find out the truth tonight!

I know the Archers is dull, but get this: I paid good money for a swanky digital radio that records programmes, so that I would never again miss the Archers. Doh.

OOOO even more respect for the plot recallers!
Sophie the Strumpet!

Pip will find out he is so seeing a hunded other girls or a few boys or is a dedicated onanist with self harming issues oh the joy of it. Her suffering will be a pleasure I'm afraid.

lio radio envy

the plot history is available at www.bbc.co.uk/archers the site for those who wish to appear swotty, but can't go back and actually listen to it...

Was anyone else really riled by the fuss that sanctimonious Helen made when she found that that bartender was seeing other women as well as her? It was like something from the 17th century - various brothers promising to punch him for her, hordes of aggrieved women-friends flouncing about at his duplicity. I was kind of on his side - if you were seeing someone as dreary and needy as Helen, wouldn't you want a bit of diversion?

the writers live on an isolated island reading 17th century witch hunting tracts wherein the ladies are either madonna or whore.
Helen's nasty boyfriend was like a kind of ducking stool for she probably rummaged in the shrubbery with him ante-maritally. Her aggressive dullness is the equivalent of the listener being crushed to death under a door weighted with stones. We get what we deserve.

i tape the episodes on my Bt Vision box but the only thing is i cant fast forward or pause so have to listen to end of a programme, news trailers etc no hardship but a bit annoying.I`ve only been listeniong a couple of years fascinating to find out their sordid pasts

I have been thoroughly depressed by Brenda's return to Ambridge after a matter of weeks enjoying her life of glamour in Leicester (what with the 'chill out area' in the office, crazy cool energy drink campaign and gay flatmate).

Even though I loathe her, I loathe Tom more and I really hoped this story would force him to prise open his tiny sausage-stuffed mind. Instead we get her crawling back to be a 'PA' to Tiger and Pusscat.

It seems that young women on The Archers only ever get to build their own lives by being 'wild', a la Kate, but even she's having to slope back to Felpersham to study. Or I suppose Helen is supposed to be independent, but she is constantly signalled as being in some way deranged. Sigh. Where are Pat's successors?

oh David and Ruth today...Argh. Surely they should be relieved that their daughter is buckling down to some honest toil instead of trying to cash in from the bank of mum and dad?

i can totally see this travel thing ending with a phone call from a plaintive Peeeep begging for cash for a flight home having been abandoned by the odious Jude.

if anyone is interested,I've just started a facebook venting page for this very subject
here

Helen's only independent thanks to familly homestead isn't she?

Tom and Brenda the other night talking about ideas for the veal and dog pies and her stagey Yawning.....
Dull dull dull.

I haven't listened for ages now, just read the synopses on the website! I thought I'd catch it on the radio on the way home the other day, but heard Jude say 'oh soz' to Pip instead of sorry I assume and it just made me cringe! Please someone make him and Pip go away quickly and permanently.

Hoorayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy -finally the torment is over

thank the lord!!! It's done!

Why doesn't Elizabeth just tell Pip to go to her parents, or at least arrange for Ruth to go to Lower Loxley.
Are they really just dragging out the whingeing agony?

Yes.

As if in real life Brenda would give up a decent step on the PR career ladder to work for ex-crook/slimeball Matt.

And please stop David Archer eating in every scene with his mouth full!

Oh Heartsease - you are so funny, just guffawed a'plenty whilst DH looks at me funny. I can't even begin to tell him why, he's never heard The Archers!

You must choose between the following:-

Rough pig pooed coverd sex with Jazzer in cold field whilst he heaves beer and balti breath all over you

OR

Sex with a limp willied Matt in a broom cupboard with a £1,000 sweetener thrown in

OR

Sex with Kenton whilst he whacks your ass with a Jax menu whilst Cathy arrives home early

Hooray! We'll never have to hear that slimeball call poor ickle Pip 'Fizz' again!

Please let her grow up enough to admit her parents were right all along and get back on her course pronto. Aunty Liz is being too kind; wise Uncle Nigel should give her a talking to.

carocaro - Jazzer of course, at least he wouldn't want to talk afterwards.

I haven't been arsed to listen lately, but speaking of Jazzer, does anyone else think he gets a raw deal?

The only objection voiced as far as I can tell is that he's working class - ugh - but I thought naively that things might turn around for him after that lovely bit of singing he did at some talent thing or other recently.

He totally kicked ass IMO.

Jazzer was a complete k**bhead when he arrived, but has been steadily improving since the incident with the horse tranquilizer.

I think his problem is not that he is working class, but that he simply doesn't whine enough about how tough his life is. His problems are drowned out by the continual low level whinge from the rest of the village.

I was very sad that Fallon failed to return his feelings.

did i read somewhere that Jude said "Sozz Fizz"

That makes me want to throw myself under a bus!