Pip's exams - are they over yet??

[PansAndNoodles]

Is it safe to come out of hiding?? Are they over yet?

I listened to the episode about Sid the other day, because I saw on here he'd died, but other than that my Archers listening is tailing off.

It's Pip. The exams! The exams!! The blimmin' EXAMS!! Arrgh! I can't take any more! I didn't go through this much blah blah blah about my own exams.

Also her voice. It's soooo monotonous blithering on about Jude and exams and Jude like a hamster on a wheel. God they are stringing it out. Has she finished yet?

Oh god, If i hear one more voicemail to 'Juuuuuuuuude, it's me, Pip, Juuuuuuuude.' God she is irritating!

Her voice - it jars on me. It's like listening to a tune being played out of key. Like Les Dawson playing piano

Has she told her parents about the exam she missed yet?

Mid-August is going to be a MARE.

The b*tch in me really wants Jude to cop off with some surfer chick while away for the weekend on Cornwall and for Pip to turn up as a surprise (after secretly getting the train by telling her parents she was at a friends again) and catch them at it hammer and tongs!

Oh please let that happen cupcake. As long as she's seeing Jude she will continue to have lines and my life would have been a lot better if she'd never opened her gob in the first place.

Ooh yes good plot idea cupcakes!

I agree, I only v occasionally hear the Archers but everytime it comes on lately there's this really dreary drippy droney voice going on. Last time it was a business studies exam and I was shouting "it's a fucking tickbox paper, a one armed frog would ace it" at the traffic lights [shame]

And for god's sake Jude, put her out of her bleeding misery

P&N: Pip has finished her exams (she must have, because they have in RL). I think we had a story about her wanting to celebrate with Jude but he had other plans that didn't involve her (I think that was what was happening - I sort of switch off when we get a Pip & Jude moment).

Is Pip still going to take over the farm? They seem to gearing up Josh as apprentice farmer ATM: is this in preparation for when Pip loses the plot and goes off the rails?