OK - who wants to place a bet.....

[seeker]

...on when Phil Archer is going to die. I suspect tonight, in his sleep, after his party.

he hegawd i hope so

Joe first?
Not from Farmer's Lung but a broken heart.

Or maybe matt will murder Lillian in a fit of rage?

Can't dreadful, neatfreak Helen be bumped off by that wierdo stalker Annette in some wierd lesbian obsessive style murder.

Everyone in the shop would LOVE the gossip.

Or the other way round? Annette murder Helen because of being patronized and referred to by her name in every single sentence Helen utters? There isn't a court in the land that would convict her! She could then go on a killing spree and wipe out Shula, Brenda, Alice,Daniel, Pip......in fact everyone but the Grundys, who would then return triumphant to Grange Farm never having to tug their forelocks again - the Ruling Classes having been defeated forever,

Seeker, I thought that last night too. He was speaking in a special tired and very old voice. Hasn't her been in the Archers for about 700 years?

What about a bet on who is going get annoying Annette knocked up? ... Jazzer?