ARCHERS FAN - let's have a prediction thread, we can revisit in a year and see how accurate we were

[FabioHasTenLives]

I think Ed and Emmurrrr will get married.

jura..ah- the apple doesnt fall far from the tree

there'll be more so called drama as pat and tony try to buy tedium farm

Pat will become a tory (not)

Pat will still be whinging about organic cobblers

Tony will still be whinging about eveything

Piggy will have popped her clogs and Jeck will be in the Laurels

Usha will be 'with sprog' and Susan will be vile and racist about it

Shula will be run over by a horse, die and her poor bloody husband will be free to fritter the insurance money away

Brian will letch after someone and Rurrgghh will fall in the silage clamp

ohh..martian bishop you're good...except obvious alistair will gamble away the insurance money.

Pip will be on hard drugs by this time next year?

I bet MB's right about Usha. Oh, and please can Shula be run over by a horse?

This thread is fab!

I haven't caught up on this week's podcasts yet. Must go and listen

.....I sincerely hope that Pip does indeed get into class A substance abuse, or go on the game or SOMETHING!

...she is so irritatingly sanctimonious at present that anything would be an improvement.

...I predict a late-in-life "surprise" for Elizabeth and Nigel.

Quins this time, with an accompanying promotional contract with Bounty Packs.....

Will is going to become a serial killer (I said serial, not cereal - that would be silly)

Helen and Oliver are going to have an affair

Tom is going to go bankrupt, taking PKenton and what's erKat and Tony down with him.

Mike Tucker's house will fall down, thus rendering him homeless.

Kenton and what's her name, Usha and Alan, Nigel and Elizabeth and Ed and Emma are all going to get pregnant.

Lillian and Matt are going to split up. He is going to end up with Brenda, Lillian with Eddie.

Alasdair is finally going to get his comeuppance about the doping racehorses incident, which the scriptwriters have conveniently forgotten.

Sack the writers and replace with MNers imediately!

Phil will be dead and Jill will be living with David and Ruth, with much evil MIL hilariousness.

Jack will be installed in care home and Peggy recovered from stroke and dashing off on world cruises.

Pip will be detained under terrorism laws for environmental direct action.

Will will be back from the alien corn of Gloucestershire and making problems for Emmer and Ed.

David will have contracted TB as karmic revenge for badger murder.