If you like Sense and Sensibility and the Archers....

[CurlewKate]

...please share my trauma. I was just listening to a dramatisation of Sense and Sensibility waiting for my teenage crush Edward Ferrars to appear- and it was Rob Titchener! Is it too early for gin?

No no no no ruined

You have my sincere sympathy.

Not too early at all in these circumstances - don't bother with the glass and just add a straw to the bottle

I am going to pretend I have never read this

i think you should ask MN to put a trigger warning in the title