@UnprecedentedPoster
If I were a song writer, I'd definitely fill the huge gap in food themed songs. Why do not more people sing about food?
Jonathan Richan is your man.
"Double Chocolate Malted":
"Double chocolate malted
(Yeah, yeah, yeah)
No ma'am, a single is not enough, not enough, no
(No, no, no)
I want a double chocolate malted today
(Yeah, yeah, yeah)
I want that Horlicks brand of chocolate malted
(Yeah, yeah, yeah)
Yeah, I want two scoops!
(Yeah, yeah, yeah)
I don't want just a single
(No, no, no)"
Also, "I Eat With Gusto, Damn! You Bet".
On other themes, "Since she started to ride," about how his girlfriend now spends all her time with horses, "I was dancing in the lesbian bar," "My affected accent," and many others!