The Archers #110: Game(keeping)'s up for Will. Game on for Lillian & Vince, Tracy & Oliver? Game over for Joe? Stay ahead of the game with all things Archers here.

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Thank you, @PseudoBadger, for kicking off this long, long series of Archers threads.

All views on The Archers welcome here! New blood welcomed. We don't all agree on all points and most of us are posting tongue in cheek a lot of the time, so don't worry about revealing that you'd like to be Susan's best friend or other unusual views.

Spoilers: not on this thread, please. We don't wait for the omnibus to discuss the weeknight episodes, but we do try our best to avoid cross-contamination from www.mumsnet.com/Talk/radio_addicts/3439443-keep-it-to-yourself-the-archers-spoilers-thread-4, where spoilers are positively welcomed!

For newer listeners, lurkers or those who just have no idea what we're talking about, @DadDadDad has created this useful thread: www.mumsnet.com/Talk/radio_addicts/3557323-For-Archers-fans-a-guide-to-acronyms-on-the-long-running-discussion-threads-and-any-other-meta-thread-questions-you-may-have BOOP point for him! (See thread for explanation.)

Thanks to LillianGish for the title idea. Very tempted to go with MrsGrindah's suggestion of It’s all a bit crap and boring at the moment but let's be positive, maybe things will look up in the coming days ... Also very taken with Lexi's Midnight Runners - Burpers, maybe? - from Madcats.

Not at all happy about Lily not going to university. Yet another bright Ambridge woman not fulfilling her potential. Why do they do this?

Great title suggestion @BoreOfWhabylon

I like R4's suggestion - very clever. (Also, Bore might want to check the spelling of Schrödinger, author of the often-misunderstood thought experiment).

I hope Hilda is OK. Maybe I should ask CharlieAlphaTango to communicate with her.

Saw this in The Ambridge Observer.

Maybe Hilda is as fed-up of Peggy as we are, and looking to relocate....

Don't get me wrong - I think June Spencer is wonderful!

But Peggy isn't very nice these days, is she?

If I had anything to do with Joy, I wouldn't be a ray of sunshine either!

New thread. www.mumsnet.com/Talk/radio_addicts/3725297-Call-111-for-Archers-advice-Is-Hilda-breathing-Should-Joy-be-breathing-Could-Nelson-Gabriel-be-in-cryogenic-suspension-Discuss-The-Archers-here?watched=1

Rank | Thread | Lasted | Date ...... | Key event
.. 1 . .... 52 .. 24.2hrs.. 03 Apr 2016 Helen stabbing of Rob
.. 2 . .... 53 .. 41.4hrs.. 04 Apr 2016 Aftermath of Helen stabbing Rob
.. 3 . .... 65 .. 76.4hrs.. 11 Sep 2016 Verdict in Helen's trial
.. 4 . .... 51 .. 82.1hrs.. 31 Mar 2016 Helen talks to Jess; stabs Rob
.. 5 . .... 54 .. 91.5hrs.. 06 Apr 2016 Includes poems for Rob in hospital
.. 6 . .... 64 .. 93.7hrs.. 07 Sep 2016 Last stages of Helen's trial
.. 7 . ... 164 . ?????hrs.. 05 May 2024 Alice drunk, car accident
.. 8 . .... 50 . 121.4hrs.. 26 Mar 2016 50th thread, discussed asking for a new smiley (which eventually bore fruit )
.. 9 . .... 48 . 142.0hrs.. 13 Mar 2016 Ramping up of abuse by Rob
.. 10. .... 86 . 158.0hrs.. 23 Feb 2018 Nic Grundy's death

Ignore the previous post - I was testing out some crude formatting of some stats.