100 Archers threads! We are truly overinfested. Whether you need some help from a therapist in a tabard, or want to move your wife in with your FWB, there’s something in Ambridge for you!

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Well hasn’t it been a fun few years! Thank you all for supporting the threads and sharing in love and critique of The Archers.

I think CMR may well try it on, but Lizzie will be horrified... and will then have to find a way of telling Lily so she can give CMR his marching orders.

Wouldn’t CMR already have been DBS checked as a teacher anyway?

Lee's posters are most definitely blu-tacked to the wall.

New thread title, for the overinfested amongst us.
This is not Archers 101. Or, there again, it may be.

Thanks, ppeat, I was calm, but then I see R^3 has raised the blu-tack / frame debate, so it's all going to kick off now.

Ooh no, Lizzie will make a move in Russ and be rebuffed then blackmailed by him: "just give me the valuables and no one need get hurt"

Oooh. A fight between R3 and D3! Will R2D2 get involved?

Wouldn’t CMR already have been DBS checked as a teacher anyway?

Yes, but I think you're meant to have one for each organisation you work for, even though it's all checking the same stuff. I've just renewed mine, which I have for doing voluntary stuff in schools (mostly doing careers talks and STEM-based activities.) I've never been asked to show it, but then I've never been left on my own with children. There's always been at least one teacher there, usually more. If I was ever left on my own with a child or children, then I would need it.

I assume the Easter Bunny isn't going to be with any unaccompanied children, either - they will all have parents or whichever adult brought them with them. So CMR won't need one for this.

No-one likes a noisy very serious academic title?

Fine ...

Flouncing off to grind some coffee beans now.

( for avoidance of doubt ...)

Nah if Lizzie didn't get it on with the maths tutor, (who was gorgeous Ifti?) she's got more ethics than to go for her daughter's fella

Her ethics didn't stop her going for a married man. I must say, if she does get together with CMR, I would hope that in years to come she will look back at a relationship history that includes him and Roy and wonder what on earth made her standards fall so incredibly low.

Anyone object to me starting the next thread? I've got a title idea.

I was calm, but then I see R3 has raised the blu-tack / frame debate^

Point of order D^3 - I didn't raise the debate - I ruled on it. Hence the gavel.

Ah, as judges in this country don't use gavels, I refuse to recognise your authority. This can only be settled by a referendum - we all love those, don't we?

Think we need a new thread soon!
I'm away so have missed a couple of weeks so avoiding reading the rest of the thread until I've caught up... However has anyone seen this? Thought we'd all all appreciate it

www.spectator.co.uk/2019/03/why-do-we-love-the-archers-when-all-the-characters-are-loathsome/

No objections in my corner Dave If it make you happier go ahead

New thread:

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/radio_addicts/3540786-The-Archers-Freddie-is-getting-OUT-will-Russ-hop-it-Helen-is-falling-DOWN-is-Lee-still-in-the-frame-Tom-is-heading-UP-will-Natasha-be-the-boost-his-sausage-needs-Thread-no-101?watched=1

Sorry for the typo. I'm looking forward to the new title with great enthusiasm Just listened to hancock's Half hour , the boring Sunday one on R4Ext.

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