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[PseudoBadger]

Well hasn’t it been a fun few years! Thank you all for supporting the threads and sharing in love and critique of The Archers.

Russ and Lizzie.
Shipped.

Uh huh, uh huh ...

The 🔮 just delivered me a horrible premonition of listening to the Archers in decades to come and Tom still being a character.

Uh oh - Jill is going to find out that Rosie is also a Grace!

That!’s nothing to what Lily’s going to find when she gets home early from her night out......

Or me when I get home. I'm still at work.

Don't you think they might stretch this out a little longer - for maximum entertainment value?

Oh god - remember Freddie knocking on the door of Willow Cottage? ... He has form for being merciless in the face of parental wrongdoing.

Some time ago, the ORIGINAL AND BEST 🔮 revealed to the ORIGINAL AND BEST MysticBore™️ that CMR would attempt his seductive wiles on the mother as well as the daughter.

Lizzie will succumb and then be horrified at herself.

It will go slowly though, he is gradually inveigling her, with his washing up by hand and tea-pouring.

I can't wait for Freddie to blaze back in next week - hopefully covered in prison tats, maybe those tear drop ones, ready to kick the arse of CMR no matter whose paramour he is!

He won't blaze. He'll be quite quiet and reserved. With a gimlet eye.

I'm inclining towards a BOOP for tonight. Really well put together and offering so much promise for the near future.

I haven't listened yet. If Elizabeth has even held his hand I am not listening again. Where's that overinvested emoji?

I must say my immediate thought was that CMR was trying it on....bleurgh.

I think someone else should start the next thread

I don't want to boast but I foresaw sheenanigns between CMR and Lizzie a couple of threads ago, or more, I'm not sure.

It'll be interesting how it all turns out.

Helen really does need counselling, poor Henry and Jack.

Won’t CMR need a DBS to be the Easter Bunny?

Technically Bertrand I think it’s ok if he’s not alone with vulnerable people, kids etc.

Nah if Lizzie didn't get it on with the maths tutor, (who was gorgeous Ifti?) she's got more ethics than to go for her daughter's fella.

But Lizzie is vulnerable and if he’s schmoozy, it’s possible. I’m undecided on Lizzie’s morals.

( Chinese import mystic ball) CMR will make a tentative but undeniable move on Lizzie who will be horrified and then be faced with the agonising decision of what to tell Lily.

Badger - @GabrielleNelson said she'd start the next thread, but she needs to get on with it. There were some suggestions for thread titles - something about the son returning, then will Russ hop it, Kenton stop it, and ??? cop / mop / ... it? (brainstorming here...)

I'm wondering what Freddie's going to be like when he gets home. Contrite? I don't think so. Resentful? More likely. Less posh? For sure. Fred instead of Freddie? Chatty? Not a chance.

I quite like CMR

I know he's a tool but I loathe Adam, Pip, David, Pip, Helen, Pip, Justin, Pip, Tom, Pip, Ed so much (especially Pip) that he seems quite likeable in comparison.

Oh, so I see we're seamlessly into co-parenting Lily now (not envy)

Like GeorgeTheBleeder I'm going to give that a Boop. It's gross, but it's also engrossing!

I had a big catching up session after being away for 2 weeks.

Kenton's an arse, does he feel entitled to keep David's money? There's nothing stopping him starting a small standing order to be increases d when he can yeah right. He's spent it so many times over on scruff gin and record-player themed re-fits.

Will Pip actually chuck Tobey out? I can kibda foresee him moving in fully then being caught with some random woman in Pip's bed (again not envy).

It's ok Davex3 , calmers, there's approx. 25 to go.