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The Archers - We Listen So You Don't Have To

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PseudoBadger · 10/04/2016 09:04

Happy(?!) Sunday everyone Brew Cake

What will this week have in store for us I wonder?

PresidentOliviaMumsnet · 12/04/2016 21:53

place marking
OMG JAZZER

PresidentOliviaMumsnet · 12/04/2016 22:33

@EmilyDickinson

Augusta I think that Henry was getting ready for bed when Rob got back, but Helen had said to Kirsty, just before Rob got home that Henry was late going to bed I think, so it might have been later than 7pm.

I wonder what the opening hours of the farm shop are?

I guess there would be a number of things to do after the shop closed:

Cashing up.

Nicking cash.

Moving the scotch eggs back from a place of obscurity to a place of prominence so that you can claim, "They just aren't selling Tom, I'm promoting them as much as I can."

Checking phone tracker to see where Helen's been today.

Calling on Pat and telling her how tired and unstable Helen is today.

Phoning the boarding school to see if Henry's place could be deferred till September rather than starting this term.

Giving Tony's tables a bit of a kick.

cackling at this.

PresidentOliviaMumsnet · 16/04/2016 13:44

My questions are wtaf was the point of the flowers if they were going away for the weekend?
And why the limo? can't he drive? What a waste of money (although we know it's Peggy's?)

Surely Anna Tregorran can speak to Helen who can say
I didn't use to dress like a dowdy frump
I didn't want to have this child.
I used to win awards for my cheese
I used to see my friends
I used to drive my child to school
etc

Maybe Henwee will say "Oh gwanny it was so funnw when mummy funny when you slept walked she was talking about the lawnmower... or whatever the dream cliche about being trapped that it was rather than threatening him"

Also, who is the actress playing Anna Tregorran?? Is it actually Maxine Peake? Or was that just a suggestion of who would be a good SHWL

PresidentOliviaMumsnet · 17/04/2016 14:22

Toomuchtea - you make a good point - sounds like you may have experience - hope you are okay,

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