So how about this for levity - for those who do like the stats (and thanks to all those who said that they did)... (others, please ignore!)
Before March this year, in the three-year history of these threads, the record for the fastest thread was 23 April 2014 :
109 ppd (posts per day) - just over 8 days to fill a thread (seems like another world now
)
including
329 posts in a 24 hour period.
Then March 2016 saw those tumble:
117 ppd, 168 ppd, 146 ppd, 194 ppd for the last thread in March.
On 1 April, we set the new record of:
343 posts in a 24 hour period (when Helen met Jess)
In the past few days, to quote a previous TA Editor, we've been shocked to the core - Sunday / Monday following the stabbing, we filled an entire thread in a day! 
That thread starting 3 April managed 924 ppd. And if we pick the right period (end of one thread, start of next), starting 7:01pm on the Sunday:
1025 posts in 24 hours 

I get the feeling that the police investigation, Ursula, the birth, (what else?) could mean we will see these records broken, although that won't be easy.
(Tag: Titchener stabbing - this will help me find this post in the future).
Statman now returns you to your usual discussion....