Will it be porridge or curtains for Knob? Await a sensible and sensitive ending to That Storyline on The Archers thread.

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Threads are moving so fast! Will this thread be here to welcome SOK?

Buying drinks with Carrie's money

Henry go!

Go Henwee

How very not pat that faffing was

Ooh, she's just evil.

Oh god Ursula is going to make out its all Helens idea isn't she.

it must come out now surely

Go Hellin go!

Tell Pat

Tell her

great!!!!

If pat doesn't twig now then she really has been brainwashed

Oh FFS

At last Hell knows

Just bloody explain, Helen, and don't whatever you do crash the sodding car!

Oh my goodness. Who is with Henry?

listen Pat

Great Ursula left with Pat to talk her round, arghhhhh!

PatBot reporting for duty

Whatever happens (and it won't go well, it'll be turned on hellins instability) but at least she now knows it's knob at every turn!

Car hits pothole?

Seriously I am going to have to slap Pat to bring her back to reality.

Pat thinks Helen has cracked. How could they possibly be evil when Ursula is sooooo supportive & Rob cares soooo much.

It's fine. Henry has run off. We don't need to worry about him anymore.

She might put a lid on it again but Helen has shown that she knows it isn't right and that he is the reason

Yes!!! Please someone take note now!!!

Ursula is using such emotive language. "Maniac."