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Helen is drowning in the Cow Pat of Destiny. Please SWs - when will it be curtains for Rob?

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PseudoBadger · 04/02/2016 11:07

Come on Kirsty!

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GypsyFl0ss · 05/02/2016 19:30

I thought it sounded like a seizure but it was very muffled and I was doing noisy cooking!

Toomuchtea · 05/02/2016 19:34

I just assumed she'd fainted, but it's really difficult to tell. Is there a word for cliffhanger-by-unattributable sound?

I am always hoping for new ways for Rob to be found out, so assuming she did faint, I'd hope someone would call an ambulance to be on the safe side and that someone in hospital would notice all was not well. However, I'm sure that won't happen because my ideas to resolve it all sooner rather than later have nothing to do with how the plot actually works out.

The bit with Henry was hideous - the violent spite behind it all was terrible. And the bit where he was about to tell Pat about the whole thing.

Gruach · 05/02/2016 19:34

So that's the end of Helen working at the shop ...

Which either means she'll have more time to see Kirsty or that Rob, who can't be in two places at once, will have to stay home to keep her under constant surveillance. So they'd lose their income.

GloriaWinklebot · 05/02/2016 19:34

De-lurking...
Definitely sounded like a feint to me. Worst episode yet! Poor Henry, poor Helen...come on Kirsty, we're counting on you!

GloriaWinklebot · 05/02/2016 19:36

faint

Boomingmarvellous · 05/02/2016 19:37

So cleverly manipulative of knob to upset Henry and then priming him to put a guilt trip on Hellin. Then made it look as though it was Henry's idea to 'hate' mummy. She won't dare try to have another day out again.

Imbroglio · 05/02/2016 19:37

But Jolene saw it and Jolene is nobody's fool. I think things will start to unravel for Rob soon.

I bloody hope so!

Lancelottie · 05/02/2016 19:37

Humph. Just listened again and I think maybe she just flounced out rather than killing him with an overweight yogurt pot.

Imbroglio · 05/02/2016 19:38

www.justgiving.com/helentitchener/

Up to £25,000 now.

PseudoBadger · 05/02/2016 19:38

Haven't listened yet - but if it sounded like a convulsion her PE may have made a sudden tragic re-appearance

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Lancelottie · 05/02/2016 19:39

Ah, you all have much better dramatic ideas than I do!

BYOSnowman · 05/02/2016 19:40

but she only saw a midwife a few days ago - would it come on that quickly?

choccyp1g · 05/02/2016 19:40

So it was that Sam on the New Zealand trip.

Imbroglio · 05/02/2016 19:42

Who says she saw the midwife? We didn't hear it.

BYOSnowman · 05/02/2016 19:45

true - i had a mw visit at the same time as my scan. Would a scan show signs of PE?

Still find it really irritating that all mw care seems to have disappeared

PseudoBadger · 05/02/2016 19:50

Because of my PE in first pg with my second I took aspirin, had Doppler and growth scans and more regular MW appts. No research on actual high risk pregnancy clearly....

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ObsidianBlackbirdMcNight · 05/02/2016 19:53

It sounded like she was protesting something, I thought rob grabbed her and maybe she yanked herself away or maybe she fainted?

fluffiphlox · 05/02/2016 19:53

I've listened to The Archers for 40 odd years. This has to be one of the most far-fetched storylines ever. More unlikely than Nigel's plummet. Surely any sane woman would tell him to shove it. And Pat used to really dislike Rob when he first started seeing Helen. How come she now thinks he's Husband of the Year? It doesn't stack up.

Scarydinosaurs · 05/02/2016 19:59

I thought it sounded like a seizure. Is that a sign of PE?

Can stress trigger PE?

enochroot · 05/02/2016 20:02

Listened late. Not sure what to make of the ending. It didn't sound like a body fell on the floor so maybe she knocked the till over and ran out. There was a gagging sound just before though.
It was unforgivable telling Henry she lied and getting him to say poor Daddy.

spiker · 05/02/2016 20:08

Thought I heard H say 'Rob you're hurting...' just before whatever-it-was??

Or is my mind filling stuff in for me again?

NorthernLurker · 05/02/2016 20:09

I thought it sounded like she'd collapsed. I don't think she went to the midwife appointment. If she is starving herself then she could well have ketones in her urine which the midwife would have picked up straight away.

AnnieNoMouse · 05/02/2016 20:31

When Rob shouted "Helen!" at the end it sounded as if he was angry because she was storming off, rather than an exclamation that she's collapsed.
He really is hateful.

spiker · 05/02/2016 20:31

It was a scan, not a MW appointment though. I think.

BitOutOfPractice · 05/02/2016 20:40

I've listened to it about 4 times (I know! I blame the 20 second rewind button on the iplayer radio app on my phone!) and it sounds like she's saying "Rob you're hur..." and then collapsed.