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Helen is drowning in the Cow Pat of Destiny. Please SWs - when will it be curtains for Rob?

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PseudoBadger · 04/02/2016 11:07

Come on Kirsty!

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NotdeadyetBOING · 12/02/2016 16:40

…. and while he's at it he might suggest that Lilian's Dower House income comes to him too. Especially given that she is now flush with new ill gotten gains cash from Mr Charmer.

choccyp1g · 12/02/2016 16:47

It is Alice's cottage though. Brian gave them away to the girls for tax reasons. Not sure if Adam and Debbie have got one each as well.

choccyp1g · 12/02/2016 16:48

I meanKate's cottage. Alice has one too.

Gruach · 12/02/2016 17:05

I am fairly certain I remember the conversation between Brian and Jenny several decades ago when she first proposed the creation of the holiday cottages - one for each of their daughters.

Someone else may recall more accurately - but I think the idea was that any income generated would be invested for each of them - rather than going into the general farm accounts?

BYOSnowman · 12/02/2016 17:35

Yes I think so gruach

Maybe Brian will start charging rent

spiker · 12/02/2016 18:23

Does anybody know where I could find an archer family tree? I'm a little hazy...

Shallishanti · 12/02/2016 19:06

Ursula!!!
hmm, good or bad, they were estranged weren't they?

IorekByrnisonsArmour · 12/02/2016 19:07

Oh a week of that!

Gherkinsmummy · 12/02/2016 19:07

Ugh that horrid little laugh and condescending to all. And Ursula!

Gherkinsmummy · 12/02/2016 19:08

Is Tom Rob's boss? What is Rob's status?

Shallishanti · 12/02/2016 19:08

how much longer will Tom put up with Rob and his know-nothing snobbery

Timetogetup0630 · 12/02/2016 19:10

I don't think they have a shop management hierarchy !
Ooooh Tom has come to visit Helen.
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Get Rob a SCOTCH EGG Tom !

Come on Helen, tell all and stop pretending everything is OK.

BoreOfWhabylon · 12/02/2016 19:10

spiker the Wikipedia page has trees of the main families
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_The_Archers_characters

IorekByrnisonsArmour · 12/02/2016 19:11

Tom is pissed at Rob

Maybe he'll start noticing things?

Northernlurker · 12/02/2016 19:11

I think Ursula moving in is bad. Very bad.

IorekByrnisonsArmour · 12/02/2016 19:11

Bastard!!

Shallishanti · 12/02/2016 19:11

TOM !!! stop wasting time!!!

Shallishanti · 12/02/2016 19:12

'no one likes a noisy boy'=abuse
that's all

SmallLegsOrSmallEggs · 12/02/2016 19:15

Àaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhh

Gherkinsmummy · 12/02/2016 19:15

Obedient. Yikes.

Gruach · 12/02/2016 19:15

Ok. Now I'm scared.

Shallishanti · 12/02/2016 19:16

how much more chilling can this get

GypsyFl0ss · 12/02/2016 19:16

Oh wow. Now that really made my spine tingle.

EsmesBees · 12/02/2016 19:17

That was horrible.

GypsyFl0ss · 12/02/2016 19:17

That felt like a real step towards physical and emotional abuse. Bloody hell Keri!

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