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Our modest little The Archers thread has its very own radio celebrity! Join us for the hottest chilli in town, and await the impending doom as all plans go into reverse in Ambridge.

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PseudoBadger · 17/02/2015 20:24

It's all getting rather delicious. I feel sorry for Kenton the fool

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trevortrevorslattery · 26/02/2015 10:05

Bwahahaha I swear Jazzer actually said "jings".
I thought it was just the Broons and Oor Wullie who said it!
He'p ma boab

enochroot · 26/02/2015 10:41

DH says jings......

trevortrevorslattery · 26/02/2015 10:50

Ooh sorry enoch I just didn't know it was a real thing! Blush - I didn't mean to offend.

AllMimsyWereTheBorogoves · 26/02/2015 11:15

I always feel sorry for Tom. His birthday must be a tricky day given it's the anniversary of John's death. Not mentioned much now but always in the back of their minds, of course. Sad

ZeroFunDame · 26/02/2015 11:24

Mimsy I had completely forgotten that!

But I'm afraid the SWs might also have forgotten. Or they would have had someone mention it.

And I have a horrible feeling that as milk bottle history is now being re-written for convenience they may find less and less use for the TA archivist.

nauticant · 26/02/2015 11:35

At this rate they're going to need Back to the Future mechanics to iron out the inconsistencies they're created.

If we see a fusion powered tractor that can travel at 88mph then we'll know that's what they're up to.

dairyfarmerswife · 26/02/2015 12:20

Did my ears deceive me or was Neil taking Susan to Bottichilli for their anniversary? !Grin

ppeatfruit · 26/02/2015 12:39

dairyfarmers Grin

I reckon the 'new' Tom sounds a lot like the old one but he's a bit better at acting.

minkGrundy · 26/02/2015 14:00

I think rob will use will chamge to sew behind the scenes ill will to rest of family. Along lines of oh H darling they are no really being fair to you and poor Henry but f course you must do what you think is best.
I feel for poor T etc but you know Henry is the only grandchild (conveniently forgets rich) etc. Etc. Till she feels hard done to and conspired against.

squeaver · 26/02/2015 14:44

Yes, mink, I agree. That will be the next step for him - alienating the rest of the family. If the scriptwriters aren't reading this thread, they're certainly reading the relationships board.

Also agree about everything being about reversal of fortune. David and Ruth and all the rest, Roy, Ed Grundy (although he's been up and down so often, he must be travel sick).

enochroot · 26/02/2015 17:11

No offence taken, Trevor!

florentina1 · 26/02/2015 17:32

Who can think of a name for Fallon's tea shoppe.

ZeroFunDame · 26/02/2015 17:49

I'm imagining an artfully painted, lamp lit, lacy sort of establishment. So:

"Tease" ...

BuildYourOwnSnowman · 26/02/2015 18:20

In a years time I predict

Tom married to Kirsty
Helen single and running the shop with Kirsty
Hayley back with Roy

No road
No Justin/damara capital
No Charlie

Ruth and David happily married with Jill as domestic live in servant

So basically I think soc is on a mission to waste two years of our lives

minkGrundy · 26/02/2015 18:25

I predict Helen pregnant or with small child or else in court having stabbed R in self defence or was it case.

The rest though yy.

Pseudobadger · 26/02/2015 18:41

"Who can think of a name for Fallon's tea shoppe."

Fallon's Anteaques?

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LuluJakey1 · 26/02/2015 18:59

Rob will have to submit DNA sample and will be found a liar- but not until Helen has been through the emotional wringer yet again. I wondered if they might kill him off but that has already happened to her so this one must be another crappy man who cheats on her and manipulates and lies. Classic EA.
She will be the last to realise, probably not until she is pregnant again and married to him. This will prompt anorexia again, drunk driving and loss of said baby.

Tom will marry Kirsty.

David or Ruth will move temporarily into a cottage at Brookside while their relationship teeters and then gets back on track.

Impact of David's change of mind will cause huge upset with Kenton, Jolene, Fallon and Lillian.

Heather will die and Ruth will inherit some money which will cause a problem because David will wannt to use it to buy Kenton's share of the farm and Ruth will not want him to have any say in what she does with it.

The road will not happen.

Peggy will help Lillian financially either by dying or giving her money.

Fallon will marry PC whatshisname.

Hayley and Roy deserve each other.

Kate will bog off back to Africa- she always does, she might take Phoebe with her or Phoebe will go and stay with Hayley - all after her exams.

Lizzie will meet someone else. Trouble ahead with her two kids, esp that boy.

LuluJakey1 · 26/02/2015 19:02

Fallon's Fancies
The China Cup
Tea and Treasures

Hakluyt · 26/02/2015 19:06

I bet PC Plot will turn out to have a nice little pile of savings to invest in Fallon's tea shop when Kenton has to pull out.......

BuildYourOwnSnowman · 26/02/2015 19:08

If David hadnt mentioned her name I could have sworn that was pip with a dodgy accent change

Ed needs to check. Sounds very harsh. He should tell them to market it ASAP and that should get him out earlier.

Charlie's a cock isn't he?

nauticant · 26/02/2015 19:09

Helen and Rob. Yay!

I hope this will be as good as we're expecting.

GypsyFloss · 26/02/2015 19:10

What a busy episode.

BoreOfWhabylon · 26/02/2015 19:11

Aha! Ruth is thinking D. I. V. O. R. C. E

(it'll never happen)

Shallishanti · 26/02/2015 19:11

'we' won't be getting the lodge!!!!!

GypsyFloss · 26/02/2015 19:11

Rob ...invoking Henry's security. Git.

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