In defence of Actuaries, I used to work at an Actuarial firm. They were a (mostly) lovely bunch of fun loving people, and not at all boring.
Maybe someone in the Archers could become an Actuary...
Actually, thinking about it, no one does have a professional job (bar Usha). I would quite like to have some people with normal jobs (commuting) who are out all day everyday and only around late evening and weekends and who can't turn up at a meeting mid-day on Wednesday without any notice or attend a party in the middle of a Thursday afternoon.