Rogered by a hobbit in the LL undergrowth, buried in a raised bed with Bert or harassed behind the arras with Adam? Pick your Ambridge fate here.

[PseudoBadger]

A big showdown tonight I hope.

Thanks to Zero (I think?) for the great title.

YY BYOS. Charlie and PC Plot are particularly useless characters IMO

BYOS that would be the BEST HARVEST FESTIVAL EVER! (Earnest Pip like intonations)
Hayley should have jumped at the plan and armed Pheeebs with powerpoint, Frilly (loving that by the way) could have set up the projector etc
For the inconsistencies thread: Jill's surprise birthday tea. Given everybody that lives in Brookfield has had a birthday tea every year for ever I'm not sure how suprising it would be if you're 80. Maybe the surprise of being served your own sponge you baked for free for someone's business that your children paid for might be the surprise.

IMO it's a SATTC storyline that is getting so unrealistic it bleeding' stinks; as if David would entertain leaving Brookfield BEFORE the plans for route B have been finalised one way or the other.

Enjoying the "Carol knows but Jill doesn't "plot line though

Carol will keep the secret because she's loving the fact that L has confided in her and Jill doesn't know.
When it does become public knowledge she'll get enormous pleasure in being able to reveal that she's known for ages.

But as I posted before (did I?) when Pheobe blurts out the truth to JD or someone and it goes right round the village Lizard will blame Carol .

She might - but she seems to be under Carol's spell!

Burn the witch!!

But as I posted before (did I?) ...

I remember someone posting it. We'll say it was you, shall we?

Go on tell her Hayley.

Vicky, however, is not like Carol......

So true Zero. I would be very scared if I was Roy.

Yay vicky - Hayley needs someone to advise and it's nice to hear that she knows. Love the fact he's following the script - can't we move on and stop talking!

What will lizwitch tell her?

And really Helen? It was chicken pc and rob has taken a fatherly role. You'd think he'd found a cure for cancer the way she goes on. Nice drip drip to get Helen to quit

Well at least it sounds like David is only looking at it as a back up to route b and isn't as keen on the idea.

I see a thawing of relations with Ruth. Surprised Jill hasn't ripped him a new one.

And will she mention the b shares!

Meant an icing of relations with Ruth!

Adam has it bad!!!

HERE WE GO.

Success for Rob.

Did henry have chicken pox or ebola - I'm confused?

How insincere does rob sound!

Ha ha - sounds like Ebola!

Nicely played scene. Haven't had many of those lately

'I didn't want to guilt trip you.' That's a good one.

And Adam's been screwed in every sense.

Argghhh - poor Helen really thinks she's in control, that she's made this decision by herself. Of course it didn't occur to you earlier, you didn't have that serpent Rob whispering in your ear.

I'm so glad that Hayley has got Vicki on her side, no better woman. I'll bet she'll end up giving The Widder Pargetter a piece of her mind.

So has been Rob been slipping Henry some cow medicine to make him ill? Love the idea that Helen has made up her mind....hahahaha...you haven't had control of that for quite some time my dear.

Rubbing my hands with glee at the prospect of Vickoi laying into Rotaboy this week. Don't let us down, SWs.

What'so all this stuff about Henry having been so dreadfully ill? So far as I could tell it was fairly bog standard chicken pox, it's not as if he's been hovering between life and death.