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New thread for hopefully an exciting Sunday episode. Poor Hayley.

I know, it was excruciating Hayley waiting at home for Roy

Go Freddie.Rotaboy gets more treachorous by the minute.And now Jess.OMG.Be still my beating heart.Glad I've found this site.

I loved the way they introduced Jess in the changing room. And Roy and Elizabeth deserved their telling off.

Fantastic episode!

Well, that was a lot to digest in one episode!

I reckon Roy would feel at home in the stepparents section on here

So it was Jess in the changing room?

Brief summary please for those of us who missed it and won't be able to catch up instantly?

Bugger! I missed the last bit between Dipstick and Hayley. I take it she has rumbled him?

It was a good episode although a little eastenders!

Whilst Jess being pregnant with knobs child is good I'm a little disappointed as I think this is going to detract from what could have been a really interesting DV story. Jess being pregnant seems a bit sensationalist.

Do love the idea of buying a new outfit to confront the ow!!

So it was Jess in the changing room?

I heard that and spent the rest of the episode thinking "Who was that vaguely familiar-sounding woman in the changing room?" Doh!

Oh blimey, I missed the middle section, people kept ringing dammit! What changing room? What happened in it?

It's on the website ALREADY!!!!

listening again. Nobody interrupt me!!!

My, but they're bold; to do TV on the radio. They must trust the concentration capacity of their audience.

Was such a throw-away line

"Oh I remember that stage." (Or something similar.)

Cue faces across the entire Archer-verse.

I don't think this episode is up there - just looked and it's yesterdays - aargh.

Just re-listened to todays (via the Archers home page).

I predict Knob's line of Jess's bump will be that she 'stole' his sperm. From his knob, direct like.

Interesting contrast with Henry's originate, which was given freely.

I missed this bit. Child rang. You'd imagine after 17 years she'd know better! Jess with a bump. Hurrah.

And good on yer Freddie . It needed saying.

Urgh CuttedUpPear that just brings to mind all manner of grim images!

Here, WhatwouldFreddieDo in the black box on the right.

Aye, I was thinking 'Was that during his fascist 'phase'?'.

As TA goes, that episode was a humdinger. I'm glad someone pointed out it was Jess in the changing room though. I imagine the pregnancy is obvious to Helen. Will she stick with the lying toad? I fear she will.

The biggest lying toad though has to be Roy. I realised tonight I dislike him more intensely than Charlie and Knob and all the speech-free ones together. It would be great if Hayley stayed on and we saw her (realistically) pulling it all together after the lying toad gets his visa and job in a Canadian hotel. Surely the Ambridge visa fairy can oblige again.

Hayley would need a new job too though. Poor woman. Surely she can get a job in a nursery or wherever. I wonder if Vicki can have a personality transplant and change her plans so there is less disruption for Hayley and the girls. She just cannot be another one to make it all up after adultery surely.

I wanted to punch Roy for at least three reasons tonight

Grrrrrr

The way I'd play The Knob is to have him swear blind to Helen he's not the daddy and then, with feigned outrage, refuse a paternity test. And there'll be Helen by his side saying that he shouldn't have to go through with one just on the say-so of a vindictive ex.

Yep, Jess must have done a science GCSE( or home ec) so she must have a spare test-tube or turkey baster lying round somewhere. Wherever she is living these days. I hope it all comes out now.

I fear tomorrow will be a Let it Wash Over You episode - TA has previous for this. Though it IS Friday ...

DH missed this - came in just for the music. We will Listen Again. Deffo.

Wow.
Just wow.

haven't posted for ages but had to after listening to tonight's

such drama! It was fab. The rhythm of the whole episode was different, the scenes were much shorter.