Why is Lillian allowing this to happen?

[PseudoBadger]

FFS Lil, he's just a bit on the side. If he pisses you off just bin him. Don't start sounding so downtrodden.

[Gigondas]

I think there is something in it as got Matt out of jail way too fast.

[Somethingyesterday]

That is rather what I assumed. But also that the "sting" was instigated by Vitaly's father.

[Somethingyesterday]

....I mean the sting to catch V.

[Songbird]

If so, Dimitri is taking his undercover work a little far, perhaps!

Just listened to the latest AE - ugh Matt's 'oim a Bri-ish ci-izen' made my teeth itch!

[Somethingyesterday]

Helen has got hold of a book of spells.....

[heronsfly]

I love the idea of Brenda coming home with a little Dimitri that would really upset the sausage king.

[Somethingyesterday]

"Oh Helen..."

Eeew....

[WatermelonSugar]

Oh I know, it was revolting! And what a way to sweet talk a girl - tell her all about your wife's concerns over her career progression in angsty tones and then go in for a snog.

How could she resist?

Oh god, we're in for months of breathless angsty snogging now aren't we? Gah.

[Somethingyesterday]

I've been wondering if Jess might be the new Freda.

And cause Helen not just months but years of angst while Rob happily flits hither and thither.

[Gigondas]

FFs- I know it's been coming but this is ridiculous. I am only amazed that they missed out on rob saying "my wife doesn't understand me."

Still it's a rare episode that pip or jorken wedding talk isn't worst thing in it.

[OliviaIsOffTheGinMumsnet]

What do you mean the new Freda?
A silent character? Actually we haven't been subjected to any of Bert's nonsense lately thank heavens

[Somethingyesterday]

Yes! It would be sensible to be prepping a new silent character - and it could be quite entertaining / frustrating if she remains forever in the background.

On the other hand her absence may be £££ driven rather than plot driven....

I like Bert and his tractor fetish.

[Gigondas]

Berts poetry - you are missing that !!

[PseudoBadger]

Well I think it's time to paraphrase Niles Crane:

"Rob I'm just glad you're ok - I would have presumed she killed after mating" :o

[R4]

LOL.
Are you going to ask MNHQ to re-title the thread "Why is Lilleth Helen allowing this to happen."

I cannot imagine Helen losing herself to unbridled passion. She would want to do hygiene checks first and do things according to procedure.
Or does her biological clock want a sibling for Henry.

[HearMyRoar]

Oh my goodness! What a thought, imagine if helen got pregnant with Rob's sprog. The angst would go on for years.

[GrendelsMum]

Helen pregnant with Rob's sproglet would be brilliant.

Imagine what Pat and tony would say.

Fingers crossed...

[GrendelsMum]

P.s.look, we're going to hit the 1000 message mark soon, and all about unbridled passion in Ambridge

[heronsfly]

Oh yes, Helen pregnant with' Robs sprog' would be great , and Im not sure about this pain in Nics leg,they are making a big deal about cramp but the the sw often make a lot of fuss about nothing.

[Gigondas]

We could transfer to thread on Helen and rob. I think cramp story is a nothing . It's just to keep sl about Nic sprigging going.

[Somethingyesterday]

New thread.

Lonely Cow

Or I flounce.

For a full five minutes.

Don't say you weren't warned.

[OliviaIsOffTheGinMumsnet]

FGS
Has no one told her to up her bananas and tonic?
Both sorted my night cramps easy.

[PseudoBadger]

New Thread!

[Somethingyesterday]

And and and (lobbying.....)

Nell Dunn is about to be on W's Hour talking about "Poor Cow". Very Mnet.

[BoreOfWhabylon]

Bumping as today is the third annversary of the start of this, the Inauguaral Rolling Archers Thread (Archers Rolling Thread?)

An excellent read!