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Pseudo - was that your most successful thread ever?

What are you trying to say?! I'm very popular

Yes it was :o

It was lovely thread. Long live the new lonely cow thread! :o

Great title.

Trying to think of something interesting to post about tonight's episode, but it was just BORING.

Will Kathy get the sack? who cares?

Ok so I'll start with a rant about Nic's pregnancy. I think she and I have about the same EDD. So she is around 30 weeks. Leg cramps?? Not caused by activity, caused by being pregnant!

How about in this heat fecking swollen legs and feet, being hotter than an inferno and walking around naked? And where's her heartburn? Since she's so busy, why isn't she worrying about whether she's felt enough movements today? Get her to the day assessment unit and raise some awareness of the awful stillbirth rate in this developed country (I don't mean give her a stillborn baby - she could discuss it whilst being worried).

And why hasn't The Bull already done a risk assessment for her and worked out that she needs a chair?
Grr grr grrrr

Lonely Cow stands a good chance of outliving her original owner....

The SWs have been beautifully cruel. (For once.) Both of Pat and Tony's children find Rob irresistible. Henry likes him. There could even be a mega-baby in the pipeline. The man must be the actual devil incarnate.

Epic.

X Post already?!

Tut!

The first rule of Lonely Cow is refresh the page first :o

hello

I lurked on the last thread and now have to confess that I have given up listening, I just read this instead

Enough with cathy, golf club and bore bloke. No one fucking cares.

Snap Humphrey! I only catch odd bits of TA here and there and was relying on the thread to keep up

And you know there's another thread so that you never have to listen to Ambex?

Kathy's boss... I think the SWs have a bet on to see if they can make anyone sorry for her. Nope. Its not working.

Olivia - do you think you could arrange a SW web chat? I think letting them know how we feel might make a difference

I don't think they give a flying ferret what their listeners think tbh :(

Honestly, I know its a different actress playing Clarrie but they've given her a total personality transplant. And I know they often do this in TA but its sooooo annoying.

I mean can you imagine Nic posting on here about her mil and dh speaking to her work behind her back?

Will is a control freak though. He's so patronising "she does laarrve that jaarrb though". Yes, that's my attempt at his accent.

Oh, please I join too?
I don't understand how Pip can be the spoiled brat incarnate one week, bleating about her car etc then turn instantly into a considerate responsible young woman

And another thing, Cathy must be pretty useless not to come up some ideas to improve business at the golf club without being told too. She is grown up after all.

I thought Tony was incredibly rude to Rob!

As for whiney Cathy, the annoying bloke does have a point even if he delivers it badly.

Only get to the TA intermittently, there seem to be very odd goings on at the mo.

I agree about personality-transplant-Pip. Has Josh suddenly blown his egg money on drugs or something? Perhaps there is a finite amount of decency and pluck available and the 3 children have to share it between them.

I can't get my head round new Clary.

Who is that man needling Cathy? Why has she forgotten everything she knows about basic economics?

Will Caroline have a health crisis and will Cathy be able to move to GG to save the day ( as long as she gets her common bloody sense back!)

No no Brenda will come back and give Grey Gables a Russian make over. Vodka breakfasts and a mink in every corner.

Those mink would be against health and safety...

But Cathy for Grey Gables? Interesting possibility. Can't really see it though. She is complacency personified. And hardly the glamorous host.

The Kathy thing is painful. I agree with Grimma that we're obviously meant to pity her, and no doubt Martyn does sound dreadful, but it also sounds like she is utterly lame at her job.