Pip- shame it was only a minor bump

[Gigondas]

Annoying entitled madam

[ComposHat]

Bartlby isn't doing much, couldn't she pay Joe to give her a lift in the trap?

[ComposHat]

ppeatfruit RThe llamas were mentioned tonight, it has legs thise llama story!

[ppeatfruit]

I'll listen this P.M. compos Good ideas about a bike or Bartleby My idea is she should get one of those buzz buzz scooters (all the kids have them round here in rural Fr,!!)

Don't worry about spoiling it for me I don't care any more (still listening though)

[GrendelsMum]

Yes, they really need to formalise this whole thing about Pip's employment status. Either she is working on the farm, in which case she needs to know when and where and how many hours she is expected to do, or she is not working on the farm, in which case the precious little madam can go and live in student halls in Felpersham.

[mummytime]

Could the Llama story be one of those government propaganda things they used to do?
Having Pat and Tony face even more disaster because their cows have TB spread by the badgers. Would that reduce public outrage at a badger cull?

[ppeatfruit]

Though because they're organic wouldn't they be less likely to get T.B.? I remember Joe talking about grass needing to have clover in it which gives immunity.

[TallGiraffe]

So Pip is now rude and bolshy to Tom as well as her parents, ooo she's annoying! And she uttered the phrase "this is a totally unsustainable situation" the other day - who talks like that

[outtolunchagain]

And now having been asked by Tom not to breather a word about the cows she has told Spencer and possibly the rest of Ambridge she was talking so loud

[OliviaMMumsnet]

Ooh what I have I missed?!?

[ppeatfruit]

Nah Not much Olivia just 'entitled is my middle name' Pip being herself and Matt pretending he doesn't know about Paul to Lil!! Did you really want to know? Sorry if I've spoiled it for you

[TallGiraffe]

She went to ask Tom for more shifts milking because her horrible awful nasty parents are making her pay for her car herself. He said no, and by the way don't tell anyone but we're selling the cows so you won't have any shifts at all soon. She threw a strop. He offered her work on the burger van. She threw a bigger strop. Then called Spencer when in the Bull and told him in the loudest voice possible about the cow sale.

Meanwhile Tom continues to believe he's the first person in history to get dumped!

[TallGiraffe]

I hope that was a genuine enquiry Olivia!

[OliviaMMumsnet]

@TallGiraffe

I hope that was a genuine enquiry Olivia!

Oh yes, quite so. Have caught up now
Am v worried for Lillian - Matt is SO onto her - she might end up alone at this point.

And also when Matt was talking to Bren in the office he was saying about Dodgy Des from the dog fights "the old gang's back together"
like they were his mates or something...

[ppeatfruit]

Yeah Olivia Lil's mixed up with wrong uns ;well she will do anything for a laugh! Matt was in the nick remember!